The main problem with "Lift All Voices" as a justification for the Black National Anthem is the word "All." In order to achieve "All," the Woke are going to have to cook up more different unique national anthems than they have gender pronouns.

Mathematically speaking.

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And why would the Black community be the first to get their own anthem over the American Indians? The Indians used to have all the land, and they still do have some of it.

(use of "American Indian" here is intentional, as that's what they prefer to call themselves)

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This "inclusion by division" game is just the "separate but equal" logic for 1950s segregation reskinned, but when the Woke self segregate, they self segregate based on Krenshaw's Intersectional Matrix of Oppression, which in Theory is necessarily near infinite in size.

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When the Woke did this with gender pronouns we went from 2 genders to 37 genders to infinite genders in the span of about 5 years, but the trans folks discovered this really didn't help them out on Tinder, so they pivoted back to "trans women are women" to try and get dates.

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The only people left doing the "gender pronouns" game are the ones signaling their Wokeness on Twitter to their in-group, the trans women in the dating community aren't even doing it anymore. They've gone back to 2.

5/
So we need a Jewish American National Anthem, and a Latin American National Anthem, and a Female National Anthem, and an Asian American National Anthem, and a Black Women's National Anthem, and off we go into a web of combinatorics math.

6/
Let's do the math, because math is fun. Typical Intersectionality Matrix categories: race, sex, gender, sexuality, class, disability, religion, age. Sticking to common subgroups within these classifications, we've got around 12,960 combinations.

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"All history is white history" is the Woke justification for having other kinds of history. Well, there might be black history, but also black female history, or such, because Intersectionality. Same number of combinations.

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Once *two* national anthems isn't inclusive enough, the original National Anthem becomes classified as the White Male Male-identifying Hetero Rich Able Bodied Christian Adult national anthem.

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And we have 12959 more National Anthems to go, before we've "Lifted All Voices."

Good luck ever getting your baseball game started.

It's almost as if inclusion and self-segregation don't work very well together.

/fin

More from Maths

In light of my tweet thread about the category of finite sets and commutative monoids (https://t.co/jnY0wZZbxq), I thought I might try to say what the analogue is for braided monoidal things (although much of this is still somewhat hypothetical).


It's also just kind of a cool combinatorial structure! I've been talking to @CreeepyJoe about this lately, as well as @grassmannian.

The first thing you have to know is that, in a braided monoidal category you can still have commutative monoids. Since a braided monoidal category C has a "twist" map for every object β(x):x⊗x→x⊗x, if x is a monoid you can ask for the following diagram to commute:


Remember that being symmetric monoidal just means that if you take the twist map above and do it twice, you get the identity map, but braided monoidal doesn't mean that. But it's okay! You can still define commutative monoids here.

But so anyway, we can talk about commutative monoids in braided monoidal categories.

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