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PHOTOS: Pibbles with presents.

We wrap Christmas presents for our dogs each year for them to open.

Our pitbulls, Dorothy and Dru, got to open their presents first when we all sat down to open gifts this morning.

In true little sister fashion, Dru can't stand for her big sister Dorothy to get something she doesn't have—even if it's the exact same thing.

As Dorothy was opening her gift, Dru realized Dorothy had one and quickly dropped her unopened gift.

I held Dru back to allow Dorothy to open hers (see Dru's feet).

After successfully unwrapping her gift, Dorothy held onto it, but you can see the look of concern on her face...

An appropriately concerned Dorothy knows that her little sister (who still hasn't opened her gift) is about to come try to take her new toy away...

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*to the tune of girls just wanna have fun* boys just wanna get doxxed

2020 was a crazy year.

But did you know that there are only 10 seconds left in it??

Time for a thread 👇👇👇

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Inaugural outfits as gemstones: a thread

MVP Kamala Harris as Tanzanite

FLOTUS Dr. Jill Biden as Aquamarine (a variety of Beryl)

FLOTUS44 Michelle Obama as Rhodolite (a variety of pyrope garnet)

Amy Klobuchar as yellow Topaz

Bernie Sanders as gray jasper

Top 10 ways to identify a true Nigerian anywhere in the world.

Thread...

1. RESPECT: Nigerians are known to be very respectful especially to Elders. A typical Yoruba person Has greetings for everything....its their culture...

2. Jollof Rice.... Show me a Nigerian that doesn't eat rice.. You can literally harvest rice on any Nigerian man/woman's head .. Rice too full their head.

Also, naija jollof has been said to be the best jollof in the world...

3. Pidgin English. Nigerians have a way of twisting every English word.

Where are you? = where you dey?

Before you continie... Have you seen my header?

Roses are red
Hydrangeas are white
You can't sue over speech
Removed by a website

#Section230valentines

Roses are red
Hibiscus is Haitian
Even without #Section230
They'd still have a right to content moderation

#Section230valentines

Roses are red
Getting banned makes you blue
But social media's not government
So First Amendment rights don't accrue

(Tangentially) #Section230valentines

Roses are red
Websites aren't a company town
If you argue "but MARSH!"
You look like a clown

#Section230valentines

Roses are red
This shouldn't need explanation
But Title II doesn't make Facebook
A public accommodation

#Section230valentines

"Cancel culture" but pronounced like a pasta: "can-chel-le cul-choor-ay"

Imagine, if you will, a Rigoletto in which the antagonist is cleverly renamed "Canucile Culture"