Bad news:, everyone: I got my next keyboard

The front folds down

Honestly I've seen much worse keyboards

It's got buttons on top

The back is molded but has no functionality except the battery compartment

Patriots and mental attitudes.

This is going to be a rough one. I’m calling a lot of you out in this one. You’ll know who you are. If you protest too loudly and get offended, yes, you are the topic here.

January 1, 2021.

Farm Updates :

The nimbooz continue to be amazing.

Abhi minjar hai - bada hoke Aam banega

Onions look healthy. Not sure about the rates when harvested

Yeh Aloe Vera island - it provides full year of sabzi, juices & skin care for the family.

This one would gladden @zenrainman Sir. It gladdens me too.

#Groundwater

I’m closing my DMs I can’t live like this anymore

Ugh I’m going to have to make a podcast about this now aren’t I

“What do you despise? By this are you truly known. Let me tell you about how much I fukken hate worms." - Frank 'I Hate Worms' Herbert

It's Friday. Normally I'd be swilling some cheap rotgut in a fancy glass, but the holiday has waged war on my insides.

#HouseCiderino

As you might recall, we're playing the Dune boardgame. Originally published in 1979 by Avalon Hill, recently republished by Gale Force 9.

Originally designed as part of the Project MKUltra to teach nightcrawlers how to have anxiety, it has since become a classic of the genre.

I am playing Padishah-Emperor Shaddam IV of House Corrino as I attempt to fistfight my enemies for control of a very large spice rack. Those enemies are:

- House Harkonen, baddies
- House Atreides, baddies with good PR
- Spacing Guild, Uber w/ LSD and gun
- Fremen, ??? sand

I didn't put the Bene Gesserit on there as an enemy because a) I ran out of characters and b) they're like a combination of Catholic nuns and Народный комиссариат внутренних дел. Keeping their name out of your mouth is safer.

Last session we saw some interesting developments. With the arrival of Shai Hulud (Bless the Maker and His Water. Bless the Coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people), we were allowed to ally!

a thread once’s need to see: why god jihyo is god jihyo

leader of the 9 crackheads

the memes

MAIN VOCALIST COMING THRU (ft nayeon)

MAIN DANCER MATERIAL

The Christmas Story (Luke 2 - New Revised Bogan Edition):

Back in the days of some Roman bastard named Caesar Augustus, he called out for a census or some shit, to count how many people the Romans had under their thumb. So everyone had to piss off back to their

own towns to do it. Shows how nothing's changed, at least they didn't have to deal with MyGov. Caesar was a bit of a dog cunt though.

So, Joseph hoofed it back to Bethlehem from Nazareth because that's where he was from, right? He had to take Mary with him, because she was his

defacto or some shit and she was knocked up. She had great fuckin' timing though, cos while they were in Bethlehem gettin' their names marked off by the Roman pigs, she decided that's where she was gonna pop her sprog! They didn't even have some you beaut section of highway for

sheilas to have their kids on. Mary did it rough, wrapped her kid in Joseph's fave Holden shirt and put Him in a manger cos no cunt had a room spare at the inn.

There were some blokes herding sheep out in the paddock near the inn, watching 'em so no bastard fucked off with

any of them while they slept. Then, out of nowhere, some winged bastard appears with light around them like it came from the PolAir chopper, and they were packin' it. But he yelled out "Oi cunt! No need to be scared, mate! I got some goss for ya! It's fuckin' great and

this banana is too straight

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I decided to make “awesome election tweets” thread 🏆
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STRANGE PICS THREAD.

Yep, the weird stuff.

Ok! Here we go! @WWXsPeach won my 100 follower contest and requested a WangXian canon-era A/B/O threadfic. This is going to be fun!

I basically never write canon because I am a white American and I'm terrified of getting it wrong and accidentally offending people. PLEASE please let me know if that happens! If I can't fix the offending tweet, I will correct it going forward and change it when it goes on AO3.

Also I have not written this out beforehand! I am much more of a plotter than a pantser, also I am super ADHD and don't take my meds on the weekend. So I have a general outline for this, but it might go off the rails.

Ok! So...Omega WWX invents birth control and saves the Wens!

Wei Wuxian, alone in the Demon-Slaughtering cave, was at the angry part of his heat. His legs hurt, his back hurt, he was horny as hell, he was craving tanghulu and yet all Wen Qing offered were the ever-present radishes.

Best gif of 2020?

Maybe the best image of 2020. Kamala wearing a mask with nobody closer then 50ft of her

Best headline of 2020

Best chip of 2020

Best "that's true" of 2020

send your unpopular kpop opinions and i'll give my pov on that <3

Fan service can be so irritating at times —

Lia isn't a bad dancer —

3rd generation music is superior —

Twice is overrated —