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Inaugural outfits as gemstones: a thread

MVP Kamala Harris as Tanzanite

 FLOTUS Dr. Jill Biden as Aquamarine (a variety of Beryl)
FLOTUS44 Michelle Obama as Rhodolite (a variety of pyrope garnet)
Amy Klobuchar as yellow Topaz
Bernie Sanders as gray jasper
Doug Emhoff as Onyx
POTUS Joe Biden as Sodalite
POTUS44 Barack Obama as Salt and Pepper Diamond

(fun fact: s&p diamonds are just diamonds with graphite inclusions)
Elizabeth Warren as pink and blue Tourmaline
Meena Harris as Emerald (also a variety of Beryl)
Hillary Clinton as purple Zircon
Amanda Gorman as Wulfenite
Mike Pence as Coprolite (IYKYK)
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