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Dr. Ellen Alexander
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Inaugural outfits as gemstones: a thread

MVP Kamala Harris as Tanzanite

FLOTUS Dr. Jill Biden as Aquamarine (a variety of Beryl)

FLOTUS44 Michelle Obama as Rhodolite (a variety of pyrope garnet)

Amy Klobuchar as yellow Topaz

Bernie Sanders as gray jasper

Doug Emhoff as Onyx

POTUS Joe Biden as Sodalite

POTUS44 Barack Obama as Salt and Pepper Diamond

(fun fact: s&p diamonds are just diamonds with graphite inclusions)

Elizabeth Warren as pink and blue Tourmaline

Meena Harris as Emerald (also a variety of Beryl)

Hillary Clinton as purple Zircon

Amanda Gorman as Wulfenite

Mike Pence as Coprolite (IYKYK)

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Хајде да направимо мали осврт на случај Мика Алексић .

Алексић је жртва енглеске освете преко Оливере Иванчић .
Мика је одбио да снима филм о блаћењу Срба и мењању историје Срба , иза целокупног пројекта стоји дипломатски кор Британаца у Београду и Оливера Иванчић

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Иста персона је и обезбедила финансије за филм преко Беча а филм је требао да се бави животом Десанке Максимовић .
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