Roses are red
Hydrangeas are white
You can't sue over speech
Removed by a website

#Section230valentines

Roses are red
Hibiscus is Haitian
Even without #Section230
They'd still have a right to content moderation

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
Getting banned makes you blue
But social media's not government
So First Amendment rights don't accrue

(Tangentially) #Section230valentines
Roses are red
Websites aren't a company town
If you argue "but MARSH!"
You look like a clown

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
This shouldn't need explanation
But Title II doesn't make Facebook
A public accommodation

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
Cruz and Hawley are losers
#Section230 protects websites
But ALSO their users

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
Your #Section230 bill is trash
Stop messing with the Internet
To make a partisan splash

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
Reading comprehension's a barrier
But websites do not fit
The definition of common carrier

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
You have no credibility
If you argue that websites
Are a public utility

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
Your state law is preempted
It's a mark of stupidity
That you even attempted

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
Just ask Steven Biss
Lawsuits about third party content
Get tossed on a motion to dismiss

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
There's no difference required
Between publisher and platform
@tedcruz is a liar

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
Laura Loomer is blue
She lost all her lawsuits
Oh no! Wah! Boo-hoo!

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
It sucks for a troll
The First Amendment says websites
Maintain editorial control

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
They can also be pink
c(1) and (c)(2) don't make the distinction
That you seem to think

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
Moderation is hard
230 repeal's not the answer
Hawley is a blowhard

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
Tulsi Gabbard is dumb
The First Amendment is what
Really makes her so glum

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
They'll scream into their pillow
Websites can delete stuff
It says so in Tornillo

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
Your proposal's a wreck
You're pretty socialist
If you say "nationalize big tech"

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
MAGA did insurrection
Social media has the right
To perform a correction

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
https://t.co/wqRnAtmPIB keeps receipts
Repeal #Section230
And you’ll get sued for retweets

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
What the hell are you drinking
Messing with 230
Plays into MAGA's thinking

#Section230valentines

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I hate when I learn something new (to me) & stunning about the Jeff Epstein network (h/t MoodyKnowsNada.)

Where to begin?

So our new Secretary of State Anthony Blinken's stepfather, Samuel Pisar, was "longtime lawyer and confidant of...Robert Maxwell," Ghislaine Maxwell's Dad.


"Pisar was one of the last people to speak to Maxwell, by phone, probably an hour before the chairman of Mirror Group Newspapers fell off his luxury yacht the Lady Ghislaine on 5 November, 1991."
https://t.co/DAEgchNyTP


OK, so that's just a coincidence. Moving on, Anthony Blinken "attended the prestigious Dalton School in New York City"...wait, what? https://t.co/DnE6AvHmJg

Dalton School...Dalton School...rings a

Oh that's right.

The dad of the U.S. Attorney General under both George W. Bush & Donald Trump, William Barr, was headmaster of the Dalton School.

Donald Barr was also quite a


I'm not going to even mention that Blinken's stepdad Sam Pisar's name was in Epstein's "black book."

Lots of names in that book. I mean, for example, Cuomo, Trump, Clinton, Prince Andrew, Bill Cosby, Woody Allen - all in that book, and their reputations are spotless.
IMPORTANCE, ADVANTAGES AND CHARACTERISTICS OF BHAGWAT PURAN

It was Ved Vyas who edited the eighteen thousand shlokas of Bhagwat. This book destroys all your sins. It has twelve parts which are like kalpvraksh.

In the first skandh, the importance of Vedvyas


and characters of Pandavas are described by the dialogues between Suutji and Shaunakji. Then there is the story of Parikshit.
Next there is a Brahm Narad dialogue describing the avtaar of Bhagwan. Then the characteristics of Puraan are mentioned.

It also discusses the evolution of universe.(
https://t.co/2aK1AZSC79 )

Next is the portrayal of Vidur and his dialogue with Maitreyji. Then there is a mention of Creation of universe by Brahma and the preachings of Sankhya by Kapil Muni.


In the next section we find the portrayal of Sati, Dhruv, Pruthu, and the story of ancient King, Bahirshi.
In the next section we find the character of King Priyavrat and his sons, different types of loks in this universe, and description of Narak. ( https://t.co/gmDTkLktKS )


In the sixth part we find the portrayal of Ajaamil ( https://t.co/LdVSSNspa2 ), Daksh and the birth of Marudgans( https://t.co/tecNidVckj )

In the seventh section we find the story of Prahlad and the description of Varnashram dharma. This section is based on karma vaasna.