So, Joseph hoofed it back to Bethlehem from Nazareth because that's where he was from, right? He had to take Mary with him, because she was his
The Christmas Story (Luke 2 - New Revised Bogan Edition):
Back in the days of some Roman bastard named Caesar Augustus, he called out for a census or some shit, to count how many people the Romans had under their thumb. So everyone had to piss off back to their
So, Joseph hoofed it back to Bethlehem from Nazareth because that's where he was from, right? He had to take Mary with him, because she was his
There were some blokes herding sheep out in the paddock near the inn, watching 'em so no bastard fucked off with
...
Yeah, God's a bit fuckin' great
and you know who else is great? His fuckin' mates!
When the angels packed up their shit and pissed off back to heaven
They took a hike to Bethlehem and found the baby in the Holden shirt, passed out in a box in a barn
Mary sat down and had think about what was goin' on, probably punched a couple of cones, who knows
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