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Welcome to the end of year Brendan thread. I am going to post every Brendan I have in my phone (253). They're literally just going to appear in the order I saved them. Unfortunately I've no idea who the vast majority of them were made by so I can't attribute credit. Let's begin.

 The one and only original. I do know who made this because I asked her (@katastrophising) to do it for an article. Lol.
Another classic.
Brainworms, this was for another article.
Moody shot.
This was before he started wearing hats when he was on camera.
You may recognise those pyramids from my header picture. Lol. I guessing this was you @TonePolicing?
Conehead!
This was an early favourite of mine, Brendan at some fucking interminable debate.
Love those small face memes.
This actually an unedited picture of him.
This started life as just a plain picture of a potato I thought looked like Brendan and then someone made it into a proper Brendan.
Brendan's cameo is Frasier.
This is actually just his real avatar at the Spectator.
This is a spicy one!
Another early classic.
Almost sure this was @Meat__Hook, who also did an absolutely cursed animated version.
Teletubby!
An all time fave, the Brendanberg.
Imagine landing on the moon and seeing this.
This one is amazing, the original made with hundreds of copies of itself.
One the early really long images with a handy scale too!
I never noticed the comparison was Betelgeuse lmao
One way to end the Discourse I guess.
Bigger than the Burj Khalifa.
Cursed.
This you again @TonePolicing isn't it? The hat. Lol.
Again this is just his avatar from Spiked with no alterations.
Menacing
The truth about the Titanic revealed at last!
Another personal favorite, Jezza's Bren-marrow.
The Brendan Dome.
Another spicy one!
Brencar.
Intergalactic Brendan!
This one always cracks me up.
I think this might be more disturbing than the original, there's also a horrendous video of the original being enveloped by this including a sound effect.
Brenomorph!
Love the little touch of the Twitter logo.
The Brendong, another personal favourite. Particularly useful on the rare occasion you meet someone defending him.
Dick forehead lmao
Spikedosaurus
Brendan increasing his powers with Brainforce.
Tefal head! I'm surprised this wasn't one of the first Brendans.
Who wouldn't want to take a comedy hammer to that bonce.
Brendan the record breaker.
Brendoshima.
Hot air Brendan. His natural state tbh.
Planetary Brendan.
Brendan starts to wear hats.
This is great.
Brendopher
Love this version of the monkey columnist.
Any know who the hair belongs to here?
The one time Brendan endorses green energy.

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