now that's a title screen

foolish people like to quote that "science says there are only two genders". This is incorrect.

Science instead says that in addition to the regular genders, there are 25 Science Genders, shown here. (tag yourself I'm Skull)
I have no idea how to continue with this game.
I clicked a bunch of things and the game just pauses for a second, except when I clicked electron it animated and then was replaced by... something
Quarky & Quaysoo's Turbo Science!

Turbo Science is like regular Science, but FASTER
oh I see

is this Gizmos and Gadgets but by Sierra?
those sure are names
race map!
I clicked on myself which said I could "earn $" but it gave me this screen which I don't understand
so I instead tried to go to the first part of the race, but... I don't have enough money.

what
ahh, if I click "next question", it gives me SCIENCE questions
https://t.co/8jxzKE9uQA
I like the "press your luck" animations that play when you get a question right
next checkpoint.
that bear is too cool
next checkpoint

I have many questions
Paco de Suave
https://t.co/ftQtzdUgZ3
there's profile pages for each of the opponents
ahh, now I'm studying the science of ROCK
one of your walls is missing, ants
oh I see this game is bullshit propaganda
next checkpoint
Turbo Science News!
I've moved from Squid to Wonker!
oh god I'm at the Clown Bakery
now that's Science
sadly the blimp keeps advertising Turbo Math, and never tells me that Ice Cube's a Pimp.
Power! Industry! Big men inserting screwdrivers into things, turning them, and adjusting them!

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Everyone likes to forget this episode just because it's terrible, but we were really sleeping on inherent comedy in a unfreezing an investor 300 years in the future and having them discover we've transitioned to a moneyless post-scarcity utopia.


it's like a classic twilight zone episode.

in fact, it IS a twilight zone episode.
The Rip Van Winkle Caper, Season 2, episode 24.
Four criminals steal a million dollars of gold bars, then put themselves in suspended animation for a hundred years to hide from the law.

they wake up, then start killing each other from mistrust, then the last one dies in the desert, as he offers a gold bar to the driver of a passing car, asking for water and a ride into town

the confused driver walks back to his car with the bar, and his wife asks what the gold bar is.
he says something like "It's gold... they used to use this for money, before we figured out a way to manufacture it."
He tosses it away, and drives off.

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