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Top 10 ways to identify a true Nigerian anywhere in the world.

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 1. RESPECT: Nigerians are known to be very respectful especially to Elders. A typical Yoruba person Has greetings for everything....its their culture...
2. Jollof Rice.... Show me a Nigerian that doesn't eat rice.. You can literally harvest rice on any Nigerian man/woman's head .. Rice too full their head.

Also, naija jollof has been said to be the best jollof in the world...
3. Pidgin English. Nigerians have a way of twisting every English word.

Where are you? = where you dey?
Before you continie... Have you seen my header?
4. UNIQUE AND HIGHLY ACCENTED ENGLISH : Our accent is unique. You might have difficulties identifying a Nigerian because we have so many unique tribes with their own languages. However, We don't confuse ‘Pastor’ with ‘Pasta’.
5. NIGERIANS DRESS UNIQUELY. Our dressing makes us stand out. You can't hate the Nigerian attire. Unique blend of colours.
6. NIGERIANS TALK LOUDLY : Whether we exchanging pleasantries or making a complaint, our voices are usually raised. Many Nigerians will argue with this.
Hey, have you seen my header today?
7. HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT ? I still don’t know the rationale behind this question but it is not uncommon for Nigerians to ask. Some nationals consider it rude and an invasion of their space
8. NIGERIANS ARE HARD WORKING : The average Nigerian is hard-working. In foreign countries, it is not uncommon to see them do many jobs to keep afloat. The professionals, work tirelessly to get to the pinnacle of their profession.
9. FLAMBOYANCE : only a Nigerian see entering a plane as an achievement. This is not their fault and This does not mean they are proud. Nigerians love to acquire the very best. It is simply enjoying the fruit of their labour
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10. Nigerians no dey carry last, last last na draw😂!!!

Nigerians succeed easily when they have a good enabling environment.
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