On #CaturdayEve , I was thinking about telling the heartwarming story of the eye-patched curmudgeon who sits around working with a silly sword on his wall and an even sillier cat on his hat.
I doubt anyone would believe it, though. What do you think? Should I try it?
I met the old guy back when he was much younger, over 25 years ago now.
I didn't know then that he was permanent. He was sort of a stray, that I made the mistake of letting in my house and feeding.
You know how that sort of thing goes, right?
I mean, my kid liked him and he showed every indication of wanting to stick around. Next thing I knew, it wasn't just him, but his three kids, too.
Kind of nice actually.
I'm still not certain how it happened, but two more kids showed up. They looked sort of like him and sort of like me. Definitely weird, but they were cute and I let them stay, too.
But then the cats started arriving.
The first time it happened, it seemed reasonable and temporary.
The man came in, soaked from the rain, hunched over and cradling something in his cupped palms.