Tabletop RPG storytime:

Milui is an orc lady abandoned at birth. Nobody except her parents would know why she was abandoned, but nowadays at a height of seven feet and shoulders broader even most orc males, it might have been because she's a freak.
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Still, she was found by two wonderful elves who raised her as their own as best as they could. She had trouble fitting in at the often elitist Elven Society, but she did her best to make up for her muscular build by exploring typically feminine hobbies.
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In particular she learned to create make-up herself, and was always trying to learn about how to make new shades, and new ways to make and use it. She decided to explore the world and expand her knowledge of cosmetology beyond the Elven guilds' knowledge.
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In that process she befriended a group of adventurers with which she joined forces. On their travels, they found a campsite ravaged and abandoned. As they tried to figure out what had happened, the Cause sprang upon them.
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A youngling green dragon. Not fully grown, but more than powerful enough to defeat a group of seasoned adventurers. Milui saw it about to attack her friends, channeling her bottled up anger into an explosive force of strength, and hacked into the beast with her sword.
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It was a ferocious battle. With her incredulous strength Milui grabbed all the attention of the beast, and it retaliated in kind. The two terrifying beasts brutally hacked in on each other until both were at the verge of collapse.
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The dragon lashed out with a terrifying bite, and the orc's blood gushed everywhere. A regular woman would've collapsed and bled out on the spot, but Milui was too stubborn and too angry to die.
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With the last of her strength she raised her sword one last time, and with her life on the line she cut through the Dragon's neck like a hot knife through butter. The fight was over, but the battered Milui was in no mood
to celebrate.
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She just let out a terrifying wail of anger, pain, and desperation. Her teammates had to patch her up quick, otherwise she would have perished alongside the dragon.

The end, that is why Milui is awesome and you should all love her as much as I do.
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So, as the #MegaMillions jackpot reaches a record $1.6B and #Powerball reaches $620M, here's my advice about how to spend the money in a way that will truly set you, your children and their kids up for life.

Ready?

Create a private foundation and give it all away. 1/

Let's stipulate first that lottery winners often have a hard time. Being publicly identified makes you a target for "friends" and "family" who want your money, as well as for non-family grifters and con men. 2/

The stress can be damaging, even deadly, and Uncle Sam takes his huge cut. Plus, having a big pool of disposable income can be irresistible to people not accustomed to managing wealth.
https://t.co/fiHsuJyZwz 3/

Meanwhile, the private foundation is as close as we come to Downton Abbey and the landed aristocracy in this country. It's a largely untaxed pot of money that grows significantly over time, and those who control them tend to entrench their own privileges and those of their kin. 4

Here's how it works for a big lotto winner:

1. Win the prize.
2. Announce that you are donating it to the YOUR NAME HERE Family Foundation.
3. Receive massive plaudits in the press. You will be a folk hero for this decision.
4. Appoint only trusted friends/family to board. 5/

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