As the @guardian continues their antisemitic game of contorting everything in existence to attack Israel, (in this instance perpetuating a libel of Jews as disease spreaders withholding vaccines), here are some other headlines I’ve written for them to keep up their sleeves:

Israel’s national anthem sung in Hebrew - not Japanese - another low for this racist state
Israeli of the year award goes to Israeli - not Frenchman - is there no end to Israel’s racism?
Israeli sports budget spent on Israelis - not on Scottish skateboard parks. What would we expect?
Diego Maradonna doesn’t even place in list of top ten greatest ever Israelis. An insult to world’s football fans. FIFA must act...
Israeli Knesset based in Israel. Why not Oslo? No wonder young Norwegians are disenfranchised from politics...
Why is Israel’s flag the only flag to appear on the flag of Israel? Is it time we went to war with this joke country?
Israeli sense of humour excludes people who don’t get Israeli sense of humour. Is it time we stopped these elitists smiling altogether?
In each of their wars Israel has sided with themselves rather than their enemies. Is it time to call it what it is? Racism...

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