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David Bowie as spiders.

A thread.

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Fun Fact: There is actually a spider named after David Bowie.
Thanks to the mess of 2020, I’m currently out of work. If you’ve ever liked any of my stupid jokes or threads or any of my other general brain nonsense then you could maybe buy me a ‘coffee’ (no obligation of course!)
Thanks! ❤️

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