Okay, last night’s gnocchi recipe in one single Instant pot:
You’re gonna need gnocchi. I happened to have some that I rolled a while back, hanging out in the freezer. It’s cold mashed potatoes, flour, egg. Simple. But also, store bought is FINE!

Boil them JUST until they float. That’s, like, long enough to get out the rest of what you’ll need.

When the little potato dumplins float, scoop then out gently with a wire strainer like this one, and place them in a colander you’ve sprayed with cooking spray. They are sticky.
Pour out the gnocchi water except dor about the last cup and a half, the really cloudy bit. Set it aside. I use a yeti tumbler so it stays hot. You’ll need it later.

Don’t mistake ‘tater water for a hot beverage, though.
Get your instant pot back on the low-low setting, and put in a goodly-but-not-scary amount of butter. In this case, a teaspoon. Then another teaspoon of duck fat. (Or just a bigger scoop of butter if you don’t have duck fat).

The duck fat I used is from Fatworks:
To that, add a cup of whole milk, or if you’re me, a cup of 2%, and a hearty splash of half and half otherwise intended for your coffee creamer.

Now comes the thawed drained spinach. You want to press out all the green-brown water, and plop that whole block in:
Now’s where you add a little of you to it.

Everyone has those cabinet seasonings they put in everything: adobo, Tony Chachere, whatever. Put some of that in so you know it’s yours, and a hearty scoop of minced garlic, fresh ground pepper, and some chicken stock base. I use this:
Whoosh it up. Taste it. Make sure that spinach isn’t sticking. If it looks too thick, add that gnocchi water you saved in quarter cup intervals. The sauce will be a bit thin when you’re done. That’s intentional.
Now, here’s the cheating part. You could have made a roux to start with, and added buttermilk powder and fresh basil or a scoop of pesto concentrate or whatever, but we’re not trying to be fancy, we’re trying to get fed:

Put a packet of this in the pot. Nobody will judge you:
Stir it all up good. If it’s sticking, turn that heat down to the *keep warm* setting.

Taste it again. Add more chicken concentrate if needed. Add about 1tbsp of white wine vinegar and another of lemon juice. I love garlic, and use onion powder when I’m not up to chopping.
It should be thin to the point of almost soupy, like a broccoli cheddar soup. Now gently, tenderly fold your gnocchis in. They’ll help absorb some of that extra liquid.
If you want to add fresh grated parmesan, hit it. We like Pecorino rather than Reggiano (sheep vs. cow) but I’ve done this dish with lots of hard salty cheeses and it always works.
As for the OPTIONAL polenta-crusted chicken:
Put a quarter cup of dry grits, another of flour, and all your favorite seasonings in a bag, and toss the shit out of some chicken pieces it, and shallow fry HOT. It’ll look like this before you turn it. Jonathan made you a gif:
And then you pile it all in a bowl and make a cheese Mountain on top and eat your starchy, creamy, comforting, iron-rich supper.

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"Suprise, Kacchan!"

Izuku happily wiggles, hopping from one foot to the other like an excitable toddler, despite the fact that he's 6 foot something and a venerable powerhouse of a pro hero.

In his hand is a plate of… something… messy from each edge.


There's a message written on top in some sort of sauce, but the sauce had gotten absorbed in the rice. The mishmashed mush of vegetables (?) kind of looked like something you would pull out of a shower drain.

But the meat looks good? Browned chicken, maybe a little overspiced.

"The hell's this?"

"I made you dinner!" Izuku ushers Katsuki towards the dining table, hardly letting him take off his jacket first.

As soon as Katsuki sits, a napkin gets shoved in his lap as if they're at a fancy restaurant. Izuku becomes a whirlwind, flitting this way

and that in their home until there are a number of candles lit.

It would make the ambiance more romantic if it wasn't still daylight outside. It was closer to lunchtime than dinner, but Katsuki would let him have this.

He, instead, stares down at [the meal] and carefully schools his features. He isn't sure if he looks deadpan or intrigued like he means to, because as soon as he looks close, the veggies /jump/ on the plate, bubbling like they're still boiling.
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6TH ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FINAL METRICS THREAD
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Going to fill this thread with the updated final numbers

Prior threads are here –

➡️ Foodraiser history thread:
https://t.co/Hz0jxFrswF

➡️ Initial 6th Annual data thread: https://t.co/XkK4oWE9iT

➡️ 6th Annual results photos + video thread:


You'll recall that we had to buy a sh*tload of grocery bags that were not included in our initial data thread

And then had to buy another sh*tload the next day 🤦‍♂️

Those paper bag runs added $386.94 to the expenditures ($193.47 x 2)

That put the grand total spent at $55,426.68:
➡️ $10 for cashier's check
➡️ $55,029.74 for food
➡️ $386.94 for bags

The Bag Fund donations exceeded what we needed though, so we capped 2020's #'s at actual expenditures and will hold the rest for 2021 (more on that down-thread)


Counting the new donors who contributed to The Bag Fund, and de-duplicating the folks who'd already donated to the main fundraiser, we ended up with 825 total donors

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