"No, actually that was the first app to crash."
"You see, that one really needs the EU platform installed."
"Really? But my mate told me fishing would run better without it."
"He sounds confused. Can you reinstall your EU app?"
"Hello, IT? My economy has stopped working."
"Have you tried -"
"Yes."
"Okay. Check settings. What does it say under software?"
"Compatible with EU membership."
"Do you have that?"
"I just uninstalled it."
"Er - Why?"
"Honestly, I can't remember. Something about fish?"
"No, actually that was the first app to crash."
"You see, that one really needs the EU platform installed."
"Really? But my mate told me fishing would run better without it."
"He sounds confused. Can you reinstall your EU app?"
"Mate, don't touch that. It's malware. It'll reduce your economy down to the levels of 1945."
"But those were the glory years! Weren't they?"
"Mate, when were you born?"
"1960. Why?”
"But my mate said those things stop viruses."
"Is your mate's name Nigel by any chance?"
"Yes! How did you -"
"But I clicked on a pop-up that said it would get rid of them all for me."
"And do you have strange marks on your fingernails, indicating vitamin deficiency? "
"An inspired guess. Listen - don't touch anything. Restart your economy in safe mode, restoring Single Market and Customs Union. That should sort it for now."
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WTO backed by Western countries have always wanted to dismantle support systems for farmers in developing countries including India while pumping in federal payments to its farmers. Trump gave 46 billion dollars in 2020 alone to US farmers. pic.twitter.com/0V34ZQQq4J
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