I just watched Breitbart’s stupid Hunter Biden movie so you don’t have to.

*Don’t worry it was a pirated copy*

Strap in and get ready for a wild thread.

Hunter starts off doing lines of coke. Which makes his heart beat furiously.

With his heart on the verge of exploding, he reaches for the one thing that can calm it: Crack-Cocaine

GQP science is wild.
At 12:50 the film takes a wild turn. Turns out crack-cocaine helps Hunter talk to animals. It’s Dr Doolittle meets Hunter S. Thompson.
Gina Carrano repeatedly steps into the foreground to break the 4th wall.
At 1:03:33 she reminds us that Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Gina Carrano also explains Ukraine to the audience as if they’re 5 year olds learning the concept of geography for the first time.

This part seems appropriate given their target audience.
Joe Biden closes the deal with the Chinese wearing a superhero cape.
He flies away after the deal is closed revealing the superhero origins of Dark Brandon.
*I wish I was making this up*
The entire criminal conspiracy is all pieced together by the stripper/prostitute Hunter bought at the beginning.
Turns out she’s both a federal prosecutor and an investigative journalist. She was only stripping to pay for college. Boo-Ya!
On the eve of the 2020 election the Hunter laptop story was suppressed by the elites. As a result it was only reported by tiny news outlets like NY Post, CNN, MSNBC & Fox News

As a result Trump lost the election.
But he also won the election by a landslide, and it was stolen.
Watching the entire movie felt like huffing paint while sniffing glue.

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