First one is buy cars made in the UK. How many cars are they expecting me to buy?
How will the cars be made without the parts?
Go on holiday in the UK because going to the EU will be more expensive. This is great advice. Wouldn't have known what to do without it.
Buy more bluefin tuna from Japan. No sure that's strictly environmentally ideal.
Eat more mackerel, even if you hate it. You will be doing your duty.
Number 7, buy a second home. Well, I haven't been able to afford a first home. Can I go straight to a second home?
Don't worry about the lack of brie, because it's better not to have a choice of foreign cheeses.
Be happy about tariffs on imports of foreign wine and just drink whatever we make here regardless of price.
And buy British clothes, if you can find a shop, as Debenhams won't be around.

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Another head-banging day for the £112bn UK creative sector that is starting to ingest how difficult #Brexit is going to make their lives - and how little the government is really willing to do to fix the lack of a 'mobility' chapter in the EU-UK trade deal. Quick update.../1

First Equity @EquityUK put out a letter to @BorisJohnson warning that #brexit was a "towering hurdle" (you'd want Brian Blessed reading that part) to UK actors plying their trade in EU - a double whammy with #COVID19 /2

https://t.co/mXjTAISqZk


@BorisJohnson One third of Equity members say they've seen job ads asking for EU passport holders: "Before, we were able to travel to Europe visa-free. Now we have to pay hundreds of pounds, fill in form after form, and spend weeks waiting for approval" /3

@BorisJohnson Worth recalling that all this goes back to the UK desire NOT to have a 'mobility' provision within the TCA - all part of 'ending Free Movement' and the professional services folk - including musicians, actors, fashion models etc -are all victim of

@BorisJohnson What's the government going to do about all this? Good question, which brings us to todays @CommonsDCMS hearing in which the Culture Minister Caroline Dinenage @cj_dinenage frankly pin-balled around the issues /5

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