When Steph goes off, #NBATwitter turns into a series of endorsement quotes on a book cover.

"Steph Curry is a page turner! You won't want to put him down!" - Stephen King

"Curry delights and provokes in equal measure." - Don DiLillo

"A player this good is borderline perverse. Carve out a place in the canon for Steph Curry." - Martin Amis
"Steph Curry evokes the muscular prose of Hemingway mixed with the devastating wit of Fitzgerald." - Joan Didion
"Steph Curry leaves me breathless. A major talent with a knack for exposing the darkness within the human spirit." - Jonathan Franzen
"Professors at Oxford, Cambridge, Harvard, and Yale should be teaching Steph Curry alongside Shakespeare, Chaucer, and Yeats." - Michael Chabon
"Steph Curry is a funhouse mirror reflection of our perilous times. Do we dare to look?" - Margaret Atwood
"When I wrote 'Notes on Camp, I never could have imagined something so absurd and baldly transgressive as Steph Curry." - Susan Sontag
"We were careening off the I-15 into Barstow when we first saw Steph Curry. My bloodshot eyes could barely make out the demonic bastard baring his infernal fangs. 'It's the goddamn ether talking again,' I muttered. I cracked another Budweiser to even out." - Hunter S. Thompson
"The only thing more inscrutable than a chatty Greenwich Village landlord with aspirations to be the next Tennessee Williams is Steph Curry coming off a screen." - Fran Lebowitz

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The first ever world map was sketched thousands of years ago by Indian saint
“Ramanujacharya” who simply translated the following verse from Mahabharat and gave the world its real face

In Mahabharat,it is described how 'Maharishi Ved Vyasa' gave away his divine vision to Sanjay


Dhritarashtra's charioteer so that he could describe him the events of the upcoming war.

But, even before questions of war could begin, Dhritarashtra asked him to describe how the world looks like from space.

This is how he described the face of the world:

सुदर्शनं प्रवक्ष्यामि द्वीपं तु कुरुनन्दन। परिमण्डलो महाराज द्वीपोऽसौ चक्रसंस्थितः॥
यथा हि पुरुषः पश्येदादर्शे मुखमात्मनः। एवं सुदर्शनद्वीपो दृश्यते चन्द्रमण्डले॥ द्विरंशे पिप्पलस्तत्र द्विरंशे च शशो महान्।

—वेद व्यास, भीष्म पर्व, महाभारत


Meaning:-

हे कुरुनन्दन ! सुदर्शन नामक यह द्वीप चक्र की भाँति गोलाकार स्थित है, जैसे पुरुष दर्पण में अपना मुख देखता है, उसी प्रकार यह द्वीप चन्द्रमण्डल में दिखायी देता है। इसके दो अंशो मे पीपल और दो अंशो मे विशाल शश (खरगोश) दिखायी देता है।


Meaning: "Just like a man sees his face in the mirror, so does the Earth appears in the Universe. In the first part you see leaves of the Peepal Tree, and in the next part you see a Rabbit."

Based on this shloka, Saint Ramanujacharya sketched out the map, but the world laughed
Great article from @AsheSchow. I lived thru the 'Satanic Panic' of the 1980's/early 1990's asking myself "Has eveyrbody lost their GODDAMN MINDS?!"


The 3 big things that made the 1980's/early 1990's surreal for me.

1) Satanic Panic - satanism in the day cares ahhhh!

2) "Repressed memory" syndrome

3) Facilitated Communication [FC]

All 3 led to massive abuse.

"Therapists" -and I use the term to describe these quacks loosely - would hypnotize people & convince they they were 'reliving' past memories of Mom & Dad killing babies in Satanic rituals in the basement while they were growing up.

Other 'therapists' would badger kids until they invented stories about watching alligators eat babies dropped into a lake from a hot air balloon. Kids would deny anything happened for hours until the therapist 'broke through' and 'found' the 'truth'.

FC was a movement that started with the claim severely handicapped individuals were able to 'type' legible sentences & communicate if a 'helper' guided their hands over a keyboard.