Dear @Etsy,

Please
for the love of God stop writing copy for me on my mobile device. All I want is the URL. I assure you most of your customers delete this text. Stop writing on my behalf when all I want is the link. 😑 I sometimes do not share links from you because of this.

Also, why are you not giving me an option for JUST the link? What is even going on over there @Etsy? JUST GIVE ME THE LINK. This makes for a terrible user experience 😳
I'm almost positive this is the effort of someone in marketing thinking "this way we'll make sure @Etsy gets tagged in posts!" 😑😐

But c'mon- think about how much of a pain this is for folks who don't like to send messages that sound like I work on your marketing street team 🙄
LMAO WHY DO I HAVE THE OPTION TO TRANSLATE BUT NOT TO JUST GET THE FUCKING LINK OMG ⚰️ @Etsy I'm calling the app police 🤣😭 so wild
WHY WOULD I EVER WRITE THIS ON MY OWN @trello CARD???? ⚰️💀
WHY WOULD I EVER NEED TO UPLOAD THIS "FUCK MITCH MCCONNELL" MUG TO @acast??? WHY @Etsy??
OH WOW I CAN WRITE A NOTE TO MYSELF AND SAY "HEY". @Etsy WHY??
LMAO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CLICK "COMPARE PRICES ON GOOGLE". I AM SCREAMING 💀💀💀💀⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️ @Etsy WHY?????
This is absolutely insane @Etsy. Fix this. Why????? ENOUGH
DID U KNOW U CAN OPEN UP AN @Etsy LINK INTO @LastPass??? OF COURSE YOU DON'T- CUZ IT DOESN'T EVEN WORK. 😳🗑️🔥🤦🏼‍♀️
YO @Etsy FIX YOUR ANDROID APP, I JUST NEED LINKS.
I will never understand these type "growth" hacks 🙄 They literally do the opposite, and make me want to delete the app. C'mon @Etsy- I do not need you to ever be writing copy for me.
Also, I find it so bizarre to write copy like this and assume I'm sharing it because I "LOVE" it or think it's "AWESOME".

What if you're sharing like, idk- a casket?? Or an URN?? 😳🤦🏼‍♀️ @Etsy make it stop. 🖐️🛑🚫
Me: [wants to share a link]

The Etsy App: HEY, I THINK YOU'LL LOVE THIS AWESOME NECKLACE TO HOLD GRANDPA'S REMAINS IN! I FOUND ON @Etsy!!! ⚰️💀🦴🥳

😳🤔🤨😑

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Decoded his way of analysis/logics for everyone to easily understand.

Have covered:
1. Analysis of volatility, how to foresee/signs.
2. Workbook
3. When to sell options
4. Diff category of days
5. How movement of option prices tell us what will happen

1. Keeps following volatility super closely.

Makes 7-8 different strategies to give him a sense of what's going on.

Whichever gives highest profit he trades in.


2. Theta falls when market moves.
Falls where market is headed towards not on our original position.


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He believes in a market operator, if market mover sells volatility Sarang Sir joins him.


4. Theta decay vs Fall in vega

Sell when Vega is falling rather than for theta decay. You won't be trapped and higher probability of making profit.