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Dear @Etsy,

Please for the love of God stop writing copy for me on my mobile device. All I want is the URL. I assure you most of your customers delete this text. Stop writing on my behalf when all I want is the link. 😑 I sometimes do not share links from you because of this.

Also, why are you not giving me an option for JUST the link? What is even going on over there @Etsy? JUST GIVE ME THE LINK. This makes for a terrible user experience 😳

I'm almost positive this is the effort of someone in marketing thinking "this way we'll make sure @Etsy gets tagged in posts!" 😑😐

But c'mon- think about how much of a pain this is for folks who don't like to send messages that sound like I work on your marketing street team 🙄

LMAO WHY DO I HAVE THE OPTION TO TRANSLATE BUT NOT TO JUST GET THE FUCKING LINK OMG ⚰️ @Etsy I'm calling the app police 🤣😭 so wild

WHY WOULD I EVER WRITE THIS ON MY OWN @trello CARD???? ⚰️💀

WHY WOULD I EVER NEED TO UPLOAD THIS "FUCK MITCH MCCONNELL" MUG TO @acast??? WHY @Etsy??

OH WOW I CAN WRITE A NOTE TO MYSELF AND SAY "HEY". @Etsy WHY??

LMAO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CLICK "COMPARE PRICES ON GOOGLE". I AM SCREAMING 💀💀💀💀⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️ @Etsy WHY?????

This is absolutely insane @Etsy. Fix this. Why????? ENOUGH

DID U KNOW U CAN OPEN UP AN @Etsy LINK INTO @LastPass??? OF COURSE YOU DON'T- CUZ IT DOESN'T EVEN WORK. 😳🗑️🔥🤦🏼‍♀️

YO @Etsy FIX YOUR ANDROID APP, I JUST NEED LINKS.

I will never understand these type "growth" hacks 🙄 They literally do the opposite, and make me want to delete the app. C'mon @Etsy- I do not need you to ever be writing copy for me.

Also, I find it so bizarre to write copy like this and assume I'm sharing it because I "LOVE" it or think it's "AWESOME".

What if you're sharing like, idk- a casket?? Or an URN?? 😳🤦🏼‍♀️ @Etsy make it stop. 🖐️🛑🚫

Me: [wants to share a link]

The Etsy App: HEY, I THINK YOU'LL LOVE THIS AWESOME NECKLACE TO HOLD GRANDPA'S REMAINS IN! I FOUND ON @Etsy!!! ⚰️💀🦴🥳

😳🤔🤨😑

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