Priya quivered, her oversized ethnic jumkas dancing in fear.
The SADIST Chronicles (Part I)
Princeton Priya furrowed her brow as she read the troubling communique from South Asian Desperately Important Scholars for Truschke (SADIST). The Rutgers Memsahib was in trouble.
Priya quivered, her oversized ethnic jumkas dancing in fear.
Priya FaceTimed her ride-or-die, Cambridge Karishma. They had met during undergrad at JNU.
I know. I know. It’s SO embarrassing . Why don’t these brats know their place? Ugh. F***ing Hindutva nonsense. Like they understand the Gita better than Memsahib, who has a PhD from Columbia. Pfft.
Simi. We’re just catching up on poor Audrey.
Sorry, I’m out of breath, just coming out of a power yoga class. I know totally crazy right? These kids lying to get attention. SO pathetic.
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This product has narrow appeal and, accordingly, is worth about as much as everything else on a 486 sitting in someone's basement is worth.
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This product needs the exchanges like they need oxygen, because the value of it is directly tied to having payment rails to move real currency into the ecosystem and some jurisdictional and regulatory legerdemain to stay one step ahead of the banhammer.
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The benign product is sovereign programmable money, which is historically a niche interest of folks with a relatively clustered set of beliefs about the state, the literary merit of Snow Crash, and the utility of gold to the modern economy.
This product has narrow appeal and, accordingly, is worth about as much as everything else on a 486 sitting in someone's basement is worth.
The other product is investment scams, which have approximately the best product market fit of anything produced by humans. In no age, in no country, in no city, at no level of sophistication do people consistently say "Actually I would prefer not to get money for nothing."
This product needs the exchanges like they need oxygen, because the value of it is directly tied to having payment rails to move real currency into the ecosystem and some jurisdictional and regulatory legerdemain to stay one step ahead of the banhammer.