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27 Tweets That Will Hurt Like A Motherfucker

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You don't want a girlfriend, you just want to feel loved.

If you brag about not giving a fuck, you’re giving a fuck.

You only hate your parents because you're too scared to forgive them.

People you haven't forgiven will live rent-free in your mind until you do.

If you valued your purpose over a pair of breasts on a screen you'd be a god already.

You're only violent because deep down you're sad.

You only feel the need to be superior to others because you're still hurt for when you didn't get attention as a kid.

You don't want money.

You just want to stop worrying about it.

You only tell people about your self-improvement journey because you're uncomfortable with having no attention.

If you followed your own advice you'd be rich already.

You only settle for low value women because you forget what you are.

You don't want to accept you're addicted to your phone.

You're not where you want to be because you haven't convinced your subconscious that it's possible.

It only offends you because there's a truth in there you don't want to accept.

You're not horny.

You just feel lonely.

If you're fat you don't respect yourself enough.

Truth is already inside you. But since you never leave a screen or shut the fuck up you don’t hear it.

You have a 100% survival rate and still complain about what you don’t have.

If you raise your voice,

It means you're out of ways to command respect.

Your parents were just playing defense.

Forgive them.

You only want to impress others because you don't have a high enough opinion of yourself.

If you end advice with "I don't know tho..."

You're afraid of responsibility.

The world is not against you. The world doesn’t care who you are.

We all have a sin of choice. And if you don’t think you have one, it’s pride.

If you can’t tell the truth to yourself, don’t expect people to tell it to you.

Don’t expect people to respect you if you don’t respect yourself.

Same with love.

28. Don’t follow me if you don’t want more of those.

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Atharva Kharbade
@athrvakhrbde

A guide for ambitious teenagers who want to grow

This thread contains guidance related to:
• Twitter Networking
• Avoiding Naive bBlunders
• Growing on Twitter
• And anything I could tell advise you like an elder brother

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No one is perfect from the beginning. Self development is a journey.

I made almost all of the mistakes I've mentioned further in the thread

1/

Be patient when you reach out people (especially the ones with more than 1k followers) on Twitter

You may not get reply for couple of days. This happens cuz the person has many DMs pending and is left with no bandwidth to reply

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So don't be like "???" or "will you reply???"

Be more generous in the approach. Follow up more politely with sentences like "looking forward to your reply"

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Whenever you send a Cold DM, keep the message short and precise.

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I’m not a scientist, so obviously do correct me if I’m wrong. (Heck, this is twitter, I don’t need to ask that do I?)

BUT a virus doesn’t mutate in *nothing*, does it, it doesn’t mutate when it’s on the handle of the supermarket door or even in the air you’ve just breathed out.

It mutates *in a host*. And the most sure fire way for a virus to find a wide variety of hosts in which to mutate is to do precious little to control the spread of the virus. To have policies which amount to “take it on the chin”. To have an ‘acceptable’ death level.

To allow the virus to run absolutely rampant through one section of the population (children) because stopping it doing so would mean making a politically unpopular decision (closing the schools).

Seen some people (scientists, I mean, not your uncle Jim) saying this virus is now more transmissible in children and like... what did they THINK would happen if you allow the virus unfettered access to kids?

It adapts! It adapts to its fucking hosts! It becomes better at infecting them! Like, the whole fucking point for a virus is to be able to make copies of itself. It’s actually not that arsed about killing or harming you.

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The twitter ban on 45 is a victory in some sense for the immediate but a warning in the long term, not on the curtail of free speech but as gesture towards the expansive power commercial tech has on every aspect of our governance and our lives, I don’t quite have the words but-

What I’m trying to get at, is not just that Twitter’s decision allows us to see—in ways that have been obscured—how much control they have over content moderation—

but as @Elinor_Carmi points out “platforms don’t just moderate or filter “content”; they alter what registers to us and our social groups as “social” or as “experience.” https://t.co/GSByAOoDWg changed

I’m worried that the celebration of Twitter’s intervention on fascist rhetoric-however too little and too late- directs us to desire tech companies enforcement of liberal and democratic procedures rather than towards an investigation of

how they’ve developed computational infrastructures which exceed the power of the nation state, are hollowing out our institutions for frictionless (see removing human contact) optimization and are insufficiently described by neoliberalism

Cosmic Penguin
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So regarding to my "bombshell"...it's perhaps a bit less dramatic than many presumed, yet it still troubles me a lot, to the point that I wondered whether I should stop posting on certain things

I'm going to make a bomb shell statement here around the turn of the year, something so risky that I face prospects of the Twitter account being attacked or even banned.

It's about my very uneasy Twitter experience over the past 2-6 months, the worst I could ever remember.
— Cosmic Penguin (@Cosmic_Penguin) December 31, 2020

You see, I realized in the last few months that, by translating information and news related to one of the fastest growing spaceflight powers of the world...I inadvertently became a spreader of PRC propaganda.

And with me exactly 180 degrees away from them, I feel scared.

It actually started a few years ago - it's not hard to meet Chinese Twitter users interested in spaceflight, either those living overseas or find a way to climb over the wall. Not surprisingly, many of these S/F enthusiasts are interested in their own military too.

This steadily grew with my followers' count until the flagship Chinese spaceflight missions of 2020 (Chang'e 5 especially but also many others) brought in dozens of them liking/re-tweeting my info tweets sometimes, and similar no. of such followers every month.

I do casually check these new followers/users sometimes. To my horror, far too many of them routinely insults, attacks, mocks others who they see as "anti-China" or spread potential mis-information, even blatant attacks, that started off w/ their state media/spokesperson.

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