Loving your take, @LindseyGrahamSC, you go get that 2022 Trump base … wait … are all y’all at @MSNBC rope-a-doping Lindsey? Better f$&kin’ DM and let me know, if so, before someone finally shows Lindsey the future I’ve chosen to write for him).

You know … Lindsey … I want you to think about something https://t.co/xPllsIsIvv
Now if a small group can change the country, what do you want to f$&kin’ bet that ONE MF can change this country?
Oh thank Christ! I was worried you might go the other way and that would totally f$&k up everything I had left to say.
‘Cause Lindsey, I have learned something this week. We are all familiar with the phrase:
And sure as sh$t … it is a bad idea to come at a bull. He will immediately f$&k you up. Like you aren’t you anymore f$&k you up.
Now #MoscowMitch has a 2022 base. He f$&kin’ played everybody (*sigh* apparently) and has himself ready to make a run at all those GD centrists been unregistering with you MF. His position is too good (f$&kin’ as of Saturday) to not bring enough back with his new platform.
But you, bud? Almost could just sit back, and watch. But let me tell you what I learned this week, Lindsey. I learned that a bull … needn’t be provoked all at once.
There are ways one can mild annoy that bull in a way that starts to stack up. In a way that makes that bull’s patience erode slowly over time (like your moral center).
Until one day … Lindsey … you almost needn’t have said anything …
So I too will take that bet. I will change this m0ther … f$&king … nation … Lindsey. Which, incidentally, is how I get to write your f$&kin’ future. Holler, @harrisonjaime, if you would like to hear it.
@threadreaderapp unroll
DAMN YOU TYPOSSSS!!!!!!!
Anyone playing at home that wants a crack at writing Lindsey’s (or anyone running on the reality rejectionist platform’s) furure can think of this like a MF #MadLib (OMG, do y’all see it?) cause all the answers are yours: https://t.co/5w1jMWpq3R

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I missed that DOJ has posted the individual certificates listing what offenses Trump pardoned for each person listed in his January 19 master clemency warrant, which had names but didn't spell out the covered crimes. https://t.co/oL44VoCVbr
Here's Steve Bannon's, for example.


Here's Elliot Broidy, a Trump fund-raiser who admitted to a role in a covert campaign to influence the administration on behalf of Chinese and Malaysian interests.

https://t.co/tvpHORLrps


Here's Ken Kurson, a former Giuliani speechwriter and former editor of a newspaper Jared Kushner owned, who had been charged with cyberstalking
https://t.co/HxcexSK4Sc


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https://t.co/neHjN57ok3


Here's Dwayne Michael Carter a/k/a Lil Wayne, who had pleaded guilty to firearm offenses
https://t.co/yixm1fTR2b

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