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Jack Monroe
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I’m clearly feeling slightly better as I’ve just spent a good ten minutes being furious about all the wrong trifles on the internet.

Excuse me, BBC Good Food?

This is an abomination.

There should be trials at The Hague for these.

*shakes head*

Nope.

😤

Honest to god I actually shouted

Shortbread biscuits? And gin? Nobody likes gin in puddings. I was an alcoholic and I wouldn’t even drink gin let alone pour it into my pudding. Hard no.

What is with all this custard at the bottom, bizarre cake placement thing? I haven’t found a single trifle on google images that looks like my dads trifle yet and it is upsetting

This is a sponge cake jammed in a glass, fgs

Absolutely not.

Greenery has no place on a trifle unless it’s green hundreds and thousands

Excuse me what

I think I might actually explode

The BBC! Again!

Even Gordon’s at it. I was almost fooled by this one at first glance but what is WITH this cake in the custard layer?!

Ah you can always rely on the Scots. ❤️ We’re getting somewhere now!

This ones got the customary can of fruit cocktail, and the Swiss roll, but all the things are in the wrong order?

I’ve saved the best-worst til last. I couldn’t speak for a full minute at this next one so if ever you want to flummox me in a debate, here’s your weapon:

*apoplectic noises*

And now, I’m off to make a PROPER trifle. Good lord.

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