Looks like an interesting house, right?
And hey, it’s reasonably priced. $157K, on 2/3rds of an acre.
High speed cable broadband should be available.
Lots of light, parking, deck...

https://t.co/8TEyzhNi8E

Not a murder house, not even a little!
Uh... maybe... wait...
That’s an interesting trim choice.
Door’s a little dated but not too bad.
Oh, shit.
More. Shag.
In. The. Kitchen.
WHY?
Have you never cooked??

(And we will talk about the seam from Cocoa Beach Blue to Violet Vale later.)
This gives me vertigo.

By the way — the benches and the carpet wall are included!
Integrated fainting couches!
It’s not... purple.
Or aqua.

It’s textured.
Great view.
You know those rugs that are an optical illusion of a hole in the floor...

This isn’t an optical illusion.
And yes, that’s pink.
And carpet is blood spatter red.
And apparently slowly eating the tub.
Oh lord.
My sympathies for the realtor.

(The carpet on the wall that is now blue appears to have started as the same purple and faded.)
(This is why we love the invention of Low E windows.)
Playroom, dungeon, playroom...
WAIT, spoke too soon.
Unfinished concrete basement room.
Oh, dear.
And in case you really felt indecisive upstairs...

Please finish your concrete. Thank you.
... well.
At least there’s matching happening.
This thread is courtesy of @deraps who linked it late last night.
I had to see it.
So do you.
My work is done. A combination of amusement, shock and horror has been delivered. Without any dire threat or danger (except to the 45 year old olefin shag).

Happy Friday — try to have a weekend.

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Decoded his way of analysis/logics for everyone to easily understand.

Have covered:
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2. Workbook
3. When to sell options
4. Diff category of days
5. How movement of option prices tell us what will happen

1. Keeps following volatility super closely.

Makes 7-8 different strategies to give him a sense of what's going on.

Whichever gives highest profit he trades in.


2. Theta falls when market moves.
Falls where market is headed towards not on our original position.


3. If you're an options seller then sell only when volatility is dropping, there is a high probability of you making the right trade and getting profit as a result

He believes in a market operator, if market mover sells volatility Sarang Sir joins him.


4. Theta decay vs Fall in vega

Sell when Vega is falling rather than for theta decay. You won't be trapped and higher probability of making profit.
"I really want to break into Product Management"

make products.

"If only someone would tell me how I can get a startup to notice me."

Make Products.

"I guess it's impossible and I'll never break into the industry."

MAKE PRODUCTS.

Courtesy of @edbrisson's wonderful thread on breaking into comics –
https://t.co/TgNblNSCBj – here is why the same applies to Product Management, too.


There is no better way of learning the craft of product, or proving your potential to employers, than just doing it.

You do not need anybody's permission. We don't have diplomas, nor doctorates. We can barely agree on a single standard of what a Product Manager is supposed to do.

But – there is at least one blindingly obvious industry consensus – a Product Manager makes Products.

And they don't need to be kept at the exact right temperature, given endless resource, or carefully protected in order to do this.

They find their own way.