🚫Things to leave behind in 2020:

1. Leaving the diaspora and moving to "Gohna🇬🇭" without a plan for earning income, then trying to survive in Gohna by monetizing your new YouTube channel about life in Gohna.

This thing is becoming a ponzi scheme and it must stop⛔

2. Uploading photos of your snowed-in car or 2-bedroom house in Mississauga with the caption, "Still want to come to Canada?"

Just drop your photo, write "I escaped" and go.😐
3. Writing "Sapiosexual" on your Tinder bio.

Facebook. You need Facebook.
4. Headhunting someone and taking them through an entire interview and testing process after reaching out to them yourself, only to hit them with the "We like you but" email.

This one baffled me because I was literally by myself and you came to meet me. What was the reason?🤷🏿‍♂️
5. Using the phrase "Good PM" for any reason whatsoever.

Return to Ìbàràpá from whence you came, foul creature
6. Mentioning the name "Goodluck Jonathan." DUDE.

Let.

It.

Go.
7. Asking $100,000 professionals to do $1,000,000 work for N10,000.

😶
8. Using people's serious Twitter threads to advertise hair extensions and your 14 tons of cassava looking for a buyer.

😒
9. Tackling people publicly, then sending them DMs when they tackle you back publicly.

In the words of a famous Ghanaian philosopher:

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