Lady Gaga is going to sing the anthem. Fucking hell.

Followed by a black lesbian signing the pledge, this is perfect.
aaaaaaaaand now Kamala is vice president officially.
ha ha ha, Jesus, now Jennifer Lopez? It's such a mockery of a once great nation.
Biden is officially President.
Holy shit, he's slurring through his gay speech
Biden just said he will defeat "white supremacism" and "domestic terrorism." Strap in boys. You're not just deplorable anymore.
Now he's promising to deliver "racial justice."
Right after declaring war on half the country, he's calling for the worn out "unity."
https://t.co/S2wjoCm3vU
Fat Garth Brooks for all you hillbillies
Black slam poetry for the brothas and the sistas

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The first likely historical reference to Ethiopia is ancient Egyptian records of trade expeditions to the "Land of Punt" in search of gold, ebony, ivory, incense, and wild animals, starting in c 2500 BC 🇪🇹


Ethiopians themselves believe that the Queen of Sheba, who visited Israel's King Solomon in the Bible (c 950 BC), came from Ethiopia (not Yemen, as others believe). Here she is meeting Solomon in a stain-glassed window in Addis Ababa's Holy Trinity Church. 🇪🇹


References to the Queen of Sheba are everywhere in Ethiopia. The national airline's frequent flier miles are even called "ShebaMiles". 🇪🇹