First one is buy cars made in the UK. How many cars are they expecting me to buy?
How will the cars be made without the parts?
Go on holiday in the UK because going to the EU will be more expensive. This is great advice. Wouldn't have known what to do without it.
Buy more bluefin tuna from Japan. No sure that's strictly environmentally ideal.
Eat more mackerel, even if you hate it. You will be doing your duty.
Number 7, buy a second home. Well, I haven't been able to afford a first home. Can I go straight to a second home?
Don't worry about the lack of brie, because it's better not to have a choice of foreign cheeses.
Be happy about tariffs on imports of foreign wine and just drink whatever we make here regardless of price.
And buy British clothes, if you can find a shop, as Debenhams won't be around.

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