THREAD:

I just overheard one of the most Millennial breakups, ever.

Scene: the apartment across the alley from me (our windows face)

Intro: High-pitched voice screaming the horror movie scream that can only only be described as "blood curdling"

Young woman: "WHAT'S WRONG?!"

Previous young screaming voice, apparently male: "I DROPPED MY PHONE!"

GF: You scared the shit out of me! What happened?!

BF: I DROPPED MY PHONE IN THE TOILET!

GF: Wash it off!

BF: I CAN'T

GF: It's waterproof. It's fine. Open the door.

BF: IT'S IN THE TOILET
GF: Why is the door locked?

BF: I CAN'T GET MY PHONE

GF: Open the door. I'll do it.

(The boyfriend has been screaming every word in a panic and sobbing)

BF: YOU CAN'T TOUCH IT

GF: What the fuck is going on?

BF: IT'S COVERED IN SHIT IN THE TOILET OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO PUKE
GF: Flush it a couple times and then get it out and wash it off.

BF: (loud gagging)

GF: Jesus did you throw up?

BF: I CAN'T TALK ON MY PHONE EVER AGAIN

GF: Did you seriously just throw up in the toilet on your phone?

BF: (wailing)

GF: (starts laughing)

BF: OMFG NO
GF: Ok, just calm the fuck down, flush it like ten times, and pull it OUT and wash it OFF.

BF: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

GF: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

(minutes of sobbing/can't hear them talking quietly)

*suddenly*

GF: WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING FACETIMING HER YOU ASSHOLE?!
BF: WE NEVER FUCKED, SO WHAT IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM? IT'S NOT CHEATING!

GF: FACETIMING SOMEONE ELSE AND JERKING OFF WITH THEM IS FUCKING CHEATING ASSHOLE!

BF: OH MY GOD WILL YOU HANG UP ALREADY?!

GF: She's STILL on your fucking phone?! WELL NOW *SHE'S* DEALING WITH YOUR SHIT!
GF: HE'S ALL YOURS BITCH, AND RIGHT NOW YOU'RE COVERED WITH THE BEST HE'S GOT!

BF: FUCK YOU

GF: Not anymore you won't!

BF: (sobbing)

(Moments later, a car door slams and the car takes off)

- - -

So, if I heard correctly, the phone was still in video chat, in the toilet.
A live feed of tumbling into a... possibly currently full... toilet, then all that muffled audio... then charfing into the same...

That was a Kali-level, multi-handed karmic backhand.

I was too stunned to react at first, but I'm laughing so hard right now, it's hard to Swype.
For those non-believers, here's the window across the way. Distance is less than 20ft. I'm guessing the small window is the bathroom.

I was watching How Ridiculous videos on YouTube, and around 330am his scream started it all.

I have no idea what happened after the car left.

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अस्य श्री गायत्री ध्यान श्लोक:
(gAyatri dhyAna shlOka)
• This shloka to meditate personified form of वेदमाता गायत्री was given by Bhagwaan Brahma to Sage yAgnavalkya (याज्ञवल्क्य).

• 14th shloka of गायत्री कवचम् which is taken from वशिष्ठ संहिता, goes as follows..


• मुक्ता-विद्रुम-हेम-नील धवलच्छायैर्मुखस्त्रीक्षणै:।
muktA vidruma hEma nIla dhavalachhAyaiH mukhaistrlkShaNaiH.

• युक्तामिन्दुकला-निबद्धमुकुटां तत्वार्थवर्णात्मिकाम्॥
yuktAmindukalA nibaddha makutAm tatvArtha varNAtmikam.

• गायत्रीं वरदाभयाङ्कुश कशां शुभ्रं कपालं गदाम्।
gAyatrIm vardAbhayANkusha kashAm shubhram kapAlam gadAm.

• शंखं चक्रमथारविन्दयुगलं हस्तैर्वहन्ती भजै॥
shankham chakramathArvinda yugalam hastairvahantIm bhajE.

This shloka describes the form of वेदमाता गायत्री.

• It says, "She has five faces which shine with the colours of a Pearl 'मुक्ता', Coral 'विद्रुम', Gold 'हेम्', Sapphire 'नील्', & a Diamond 'धवलम्'.

• These five faces are symbolic of the five primordial elements called पञ्चमहाभूत:' which makes up the entire existence.

• These are the elements of SPACE, FIRE, WIND, EARTH & WATER.

• All these five faces shine with three eyes 'त्रिक्षणै:'.
🌺श्री गरुड़ पुराण - संक्षिप्त वर्णन🌺

हिन्दु धर्म के 18 पुराणों में से एक गरुड़ पुराण का हिन्दु धर्म में बड़ा महत्व है। गरुड़ पुराण में मृत्यु के बाद सद्गती की व्याख्या मिलती है। इस पुराण के अधिष्ठातृ देव भगवान विष्णु हैं, इसलिए ये वैष्णव पुराण है।


गरुड़ पुराण के अनुसार हमारे कर्मों का फल हमें हमारे जीवन-काल में तो मिलता ही है परंतु मृत्यु के बाद भी अच्छे बुरे कार्यों का उनके अनुसार फल मिलता है। इस कारण इस पुराण में निहित ज्ञान को प्राप्त करने के लिए घर के किसी सदस्य की मृत्यु के बाद का समय निर्धारित किया गया है...

..ताकि उस समय हम जीवन-मरण से जुड़े सभी सत्य जान सकें और मृत्यु के कारण बिछडने वाले सदस्य का दुख कम हो सके।
गरुड़ पुराण में विष्णु की भक्ति व अवतारों का विस्तार से उसी प्रकार वर्णन मिलता है जिस प्रकार भगवत पुराण में।आरम्भ में मनु से सृष्टि की उत्पत्ति,ध्रुव चरित्र की कथा मिलती है।


तदुपरांत सुर्य व चंद्र ग्रहों के मंत्र, शिव-पार्वती मंत्र,इन्द्र सम्बंधित मंत्र,सरस्वती मंत्र और नौ शक्तियों के बारे में विस्तार से बताया गया है।
इस पुराण में उन्नीस हज़ार श्लोक बताए जाते हैं और इसे दो भागों में कहा जाता है।
प्रथम भाग में विष्णुभक्ति और पूजा विधियों का उल्लेख है।

मृत्यु के उपरांत गरुड़ पुराण के श्रवण का प्रावधान है ।
पुराण के द्वितीय भाग में 'प्रेतकल्प' का विस्तार से वर्णन और नरकों में जीव के पड़ने का वृत्तांत मिलता है। मरने के बाद मनुष्य की क्या गति होती है, उसका किस प्रकार की योनियों में जन्म होता है, प्रेत योनि से मुक्ति के उपाय...
How can we use language supervision to learn better visual representations for robotics?

Introducing Voltron: Language-Driven Representation Learning for Robotics!

Paper: https://t.co/gIsRPtSjKz
Models: https://t.co/NOB3cpATYG
Evaluation: https://t.co/aOzQu95J8z

🧵👇(1 / 12)


Videos of humans performing everyday tasks (Something-Something-v2, Ego4D) offer a rich and diverse resource for learning representations for robotic manipulation.

Yet, an underused part of these datasets are the rich, natural language annotations accompanying each video. (2/12)

The Voltron framework offers a simple way to use language supervision to shape representation learning, building off of prior work in representations for robotics like MVP (
https://t.co/Pb0mk9hb4i) and R3M (https://t.co/o2Fkc3fP0e).

The secret is *balance* (3/12)

Starting with a masked autoencoder over frames from these video clips, make a choice:

1) Condition on language and improve our ability to reconstruct the scene.

2) Generate language given the visual representation and improve our ability to describe what's happening. (4/12)

By trading off *conditioning* and *generation* we show that we can learn 1) better representations than prior methods, and 2) explicitly shape the balance of low and high-level features captured.

Why is the ability to shape this balance important? (5/12)

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