Four years ago, I started saving the best of the incredibly bizarre, stupid and bad vibes photos being rapidly produced by the Trump administration to cathartically post today. Here is my Surreal Trump Photo Dump

Hell Dinner
these are in vaguely chronological order, most are of trump, but some are of other related weirdness. It's been played to death, but this was definitely a tone-setter
Another early banger, a sensible oil of this should be his white house portrait
probably the GOAT, my mind still reels when I think about seeing the ORB for the first time
Like a good concert set we're front loading some fan favorites, let's hear it for the ORB one more time
Happy Birthday, Mr. Secretary
thank you, sir
have to pay homage to a truly legendary fit
ominous
trouble brewing
feed the fishes
fun with friends
say what you will about the man, he knows how to drink a water
I will genuinely miss Melania's Malevolent Christmas auras
first in a series of truly powerful stances
I can barely remember what this is about, but the man loves prop Papers
thirsty boy
i think what stood out to me for this one is that they were lined up by height
the happy couple
found a guy
probably the most physical exertion he's done in his life?
this is what peak performance looks like
a big letter for a big boy
another of his best tics
fashion
he just feels powerful next to big stacks of blank paper
just had these two saved next to each other, don't know why. I think that's rebekah mercer?
family of powerful stances
???????
"vigilance"
this one's labeled "mccainmad" so i think he's pouting about mccain being celebrated in death, lmao
feelin' good
spot the difference
guys being dudes
blood christmas
Eyyyyyyyy
your mother and i are very disappointed in you
oh you know what fucking time it is
"This is the most powerful image in human history. Even Kubrick at his best could not conjure something so indescribably humming with otherworldly malevolence and terrible meaning" - @willmenaker
he got these guys from a casting call
tried not to grab so many cable news pics, but c'mon, these faces
i was there for this one
remember fake melania?
another normal stance
what's he thinking?
lol
how'd that work out?
always happy to meet a BIG Guy
looks good, sir
aaaaaAAHHHHH
towards the end the makeup started getting sloppy in the back

More from Trump

You’d think that if Pence could overturn the election like Trump claimed then Biden surely would’ve taken up that chance


Also this is such a small thing but one thing I noticed in that Trump campaign ad the defense just ran, there were no citations, unlike every clip that the impeachment managers showed

Michael Van Der Veen is giving us the full Fox News Primetime Defense.

PROCESS ARGUMENT.

DRINK.

Lol my guy this is the chance to rebut the evidence that they’ve presented against Trump.
It’s not clear how Dr. Sean Conley has determined Trump will no longer need to isolate only 10 days after symptom onset.

Looks like the CDC Guidelines say Trump should be in the category that needs to isolate for 20 days after symptom onset.👇

Plus ...



2. Fauci on Thursday used a (test-based) approach, in which case, per Fauci:

Trump needs to isolate for 10 days after symptoms RESOLVE (not symptoms onset) and then two negative tests.

Note: based on his coughing on Hannity last night, Trump’s symptoms haven’t resolved yet.


3. Here’s a longer quote from Fauci (via @MarionRenault):

https://t.co/oRdrtxQe80


4. Also noteworthy: on Hannity last night, Trump wouldn’t say he’s tested negative.👇

Thus failing one of the conditions required by Fauci for Trump to be considered no longer contagious.


5/5. This resource on coronavirus (UpToDate) has been specially made available to the public. It describes the test-based and non-test-based approaches.
@Nick_Carmody @NBCNews @BandyXLee1 @Narcopath_UK @narceducator The same tactics used with Trump were used with Hitler by the Evangelicals to set up someone who exhibits qualities as an AntiChrist into a role of a Saint but this time targetting Muslims as Killers of Americans & still using gay people as abomination of God to con churches...1/

@NBCNews @BandyXLee1 @Narcopath_UK @narceducator This was by design and process that developed over 60 years of psychological influencing through a collaboration of the entertainment world, religious broadcasts, oil/gas loyalists who bastardized the US Constitution, and #KochNetwork #DarkMoney orgs connected to DeVos...2/

@NBCNews @BandyXLee1 @Narcopath_UK @narceducator Judeo-Christian America never existed. 1A was designed to removed Roman Catholic Church of England hold over the newly formed US Government. It demands zero influence of religion over law or government decisions. The Virginia Baptist insisted on it w/ Thomas Jefferson...2/

@NBCNews @BandyXLee1 @Narcopath_UK @narceducator Judeo-Christian is coined from Nitzche's book "The AntiChrist" that means Jews converting to Christianity. It is used in the context we see today to tie in a Jewish Jesus into the Torah so that the strict rules of the Torah are elevated to a Christian philosophy. A paradox...4/

@NBCNews @BandyXLee1 @Narcopath_UK @narceducator It is a paradox because Jesus was a rebel Jew. He defied the teachings of the Torah which pissed off the Pharisees - Jewish religious leaders. He elevated poor & people society condemned to same level as leaders. He is nothing like what we see today as American Christianity...5/

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