So, let's recap: 1. Probably through cheating, we "elected…

3. They did both evil racist things, like starting concentration camps and ignoring natural disasters in places where there were ppl of color and working to remove health care from everyone because people of color might get healthcare too.

4. So both evil racist things and also inexplicably stupid things like gutting the Clean Air and Water Act, trying to destroy as much wildlife as possible and deciding destroying the entire planet wld be a neat idea.

5. The people fought back hard for the healthcare and the states where more non-fascists lived did their part by marching peacefully, calling their reps daily, and running for office. The busiest group among these were women of color.

6. Meanwhile, a lot of weird things happen, including events where troops died and Twitler 2.0 lied every single day while looking lustfully at his daughter (which will always be super gross--people voted for a man who openly said he was sexually attracted to his own child)

7. After nearly 3 years of this mess, where news orgs blamed Democrats for everything (no) and interviewed countless white men in diners all across the midwest, and w/one bright spot, where the non-fascist ppl swept the 2018 election, we were hit with a worldwide pandemic.

8. The Fascist in the WH with his creepy minions, including Stephen (yes, he's a Nazi) Miller, etc. told Republicans who immediately sold stock, while his daughter bought up coffins. Children's coffins. (think of that for a sec) but no one in the administration did anything else.

9. Because there was only golfing and no governing, the pandemic spread like wildfire and we have nearly 400,000 dead. But in a weird twist, because we stayed home and sent out paper ballots, old Orange Butthold was shellacked in the election.

10. Of course, this victory is denied and downplayed by the press, who everyone is still pretending don't realize "bothsiderism" is wrong, which, why are you guys doing that? They know what they are doing is wrong. They are mostly white men who voted for Trump. Duh.

11. Speaking of that,we also had a social revolution in the midst of all this where women suddenly said, "You know, this thing where we're scared all the time and never go out at night and put keys in between our fingers and ignore sexual assault and harassment is some bullshit."

12. Back to the pandemic,it is raging;people are dying and the selfish racist white ppl who worship, inexplicably worship the ugly Orange Nightmare in the WH, prob because he lets them think they can openly start lynching more Black ppl again, these racist refuse to wear masks.

13. Or socially distance. Or basically behave as if other people exist at all. All the while claiming still that they are pro-life. Cognitive Dissonance and Irony get sloshed and get on plane to Vegas to get married.

14. In the midst of all this, a group of these moronic fools get invited to the WH and basically, let's be real, we all know this is what happened, are encouraged to storm the Capitol and kill all the Democrats by hanging them by the neck until dead. Also, they poop on the floor.

15. They fail because someone in the administration grows a conscience for abt 5 minutes, although this is later discarded as no one wants to punish the Jerk in the WH for ... reasons. I'm not even sure blackmail explains this behavior. It's just weird.

So, let's recap:
1. Probably through cheating, we "elected" a grifter fool slimebag white supremacist four years ago.
2. He immediately started us down the road to fascism via the news station controlled by what was once the Republicans but now the Fascist Party.

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So, let's recap: 1. Probably through cheating, we "elected" a grifter fool slimebag white supremacist four years ago.2. He immediately started us down the road to fascism via the news station controlled by what was once the Republicans but now the Fascist Party.

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So, let's recap:
1. Probably through cheating, we "elected" a grifter fool slimebag white supremacist four years ago.
2. He immediately started us down the road to fascism via the news station controlled by what was once the Republicans but now the Fascist Party.