While I’m surprised to see someone who slapped his name on a Chicago skyscraper say ‘Illinois has no place to go,’ I want to offer @realDonaldTrump five exciting places to go in the great state of Illinois.

First thing's first, enjoy a Chicago classic at the one and only @TheWienerCircle. They have real hot dogs and real talk — all for the price of one. https://t.co/e31ae6tab2
If you want to get out of town, take the @Amtrak from Union Station all the way to Quincy, Alton or Carbondale. You might even run into @JoeBiden, who actually rides @Amtrak.
Things don’t seem to be going your way so you may need to scream into a canyon, Starved Rock State Park has more than 13 miles of trail that are open all year long. https://t.co/EaSIggAqjB
Looking for what real presidential leadership looks like? Visit our capital city of Springfield to see Honest Abe’s home, an adjective that will never be used to describe you.
And while you’re in Springfield, you might want to visit the Old State Capitol where @BarackObama announced his historic run for the presidency.
Fun fact: Illinois is the #1 pumpkin-producing state in the nation. If you’re not already spooked by the polls, pick one up for yourself and carve a jack-o’-lantern. I promise it’s a better time than sending ghoulish tweets. https://t.co/MYEqrOyDi0
In all seriousness, to voters across America: @realDonaldTrump has failed us and continues to embarrass our nation with his petulant tweets. Make a plan to vote today: https://t.co/ZCZMibC1oI

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