Part 1
Here’s the Hancock breakdown in case you missed it:
1) it’s the public’s fault
2) I’m not answering that question about the police arresting people - properly
3) act like you’ve got the virus because most of you will soon (herd immunity)
4) the rich can fly in
#marr

Part 2 (had to make a cup of tea):
1) I love the NHS (ha ha)
2) we aren’t heading for a national lockdown (Pinocchio moment)
3) the new variant deflections: respond to different question, use vague language ‘not quite right’, verbal stumble (I’m in trouble)
#marr
Part 3 (the deflection continues)
1) November 5th - December the 3rd anomalies you say and I’m supposed to know what is going on (la la la I’m going to my happy place)
2) The only journalist I deign to give pretend answers to is you, Andrew (please please please be nice)
Part 4:
1) genomic surveillance (who’s a clever boy, eh?)
2) spread the blame: ‘brought to ministers’ attention’
3) no, no don’t show me the video of ‘the Boss’, making him look like a liar ...
4) mention the Archbishop of C (I’m a good person too!)
Part 5:
1) ‘when the evidence is clear’ (when we had to face the fact we’ve endangered even more lives for a Brussel sprout)
2) called my mum (I’m a human being too, guys!)
3) being in government is hard (face palm at this point)
4) the variant is to blame (keep saying it)
Part 6: now it’s about schools!
1) you’re lying about schools Andrew (wait, I have to defend Gavin the Gormless as well?)
2) refuse to answer question about Williamson’s actions (because Marr is right) and pretend the q. was about January
Part 7: still schools
1) that headteacher who complained is a terrible human being who doesn’t care about her pupils’ safety or education (personal attacks are easy - get in!)
2) make teachers look bad by comparing them to NHS workers (don’t mention the lack of PPE ...)
Part 8: Brexit and Hancock’s resignation. Too much for now! Thanks for reading 😉

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