OK. I'm about to read the #1776Report. I'll see you in Hell.

When a student's essay starts with a word jumble that says absolutely nothing, I know I'm about to have a bad time.
Our purpose is to provide easily regurgitated propaganda that prevents any need for critical thinking.
Hit 'em right off the bat with the positivist bullshit! Any competent historian will smell it on the first page.
Just read the words! You don't need to know the context. In fact, we'd strongly prefer if you never placed any historical facts into context.
"These wrongs have always met resistance from the clear principles of the nation."

What?
In 1857, the Supreme Court ruled that Black people were not legally people, but OK.
a MoRe PeRfEcT uNiOn

All these idiots know is buzzwords.
"America is unique because it has a birthday"

My God, this is some low-grade idiocy.

I'm still on PAGE TWO.
"OK techically what we just said is blatantly false, but let me explain: America is special because literally nothing existed before white people got here. What? Native Americans? You're goddamn right I'm a native American! I was born in Alabama!"
I have a headache.
The guy who wrote the thing owned people, including his own children.
I'm OK. I'm fine. I have random nosebleeds all the time. No cause for alarm.
"We had to say this because our leader is a fucking idiot and we all know it."
what
The lack of self-awareness here is...
My left eye won't stop twitching.
"Our super special country is super special because it said all men are created equal. Slavery doesn't count because everybody did it."
Can I please stop?
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THEY WROTE THIS BULLSHIT IN A GODDAMN TAXPAYER FUNDED GOVERNMENT DOCUMENT %&*#(%&(!)#$*%~
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I got nothin'
This is what it says about American involvement in World War II. This is *all* it says.
@BadSocialisms
Any questioning of American exceptionalism is leftover communist propaganda.
I swear to God, if I ever meet anyone involved with creating this disgusting piece of shit garbage love letter to white supremacy
Reminder that they released this piece of shit on Martin Luther King Day.
Hey, at least we finally have a state-sponsored fascist manifesto that's already written in English.
Oh, trust me, we're going to use this piece of shit to teach our students the truth about America. I promise.
"Teaching anything other than rote memorization of nationalist propaganda..."

DISHONORS? These motherfuckers really said "dishonors the family" Are you fucking serious?
Fuck you, you goddamn braindead idiotic hypocrtical oblivious anti-intellectual shitbrained flag humpers.
Anybody who feels "pride and gratitude" at "an accurate history of our country" is a goddamn psychopath.
This is the only mention of indigenous people in this entire thing.
Remember, it's identity politics unless you're a white protestant nationalist!
Fuck. You.
"Critical thinking is indoctrination. Placing information in context is indoctrination. Actual indoctrination is education."
The only argument in this piece of shit is ThE fOuNdiNg PrInCiPLes

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I woke up this morning to hundreds of notifications from this tweet, which is literally just a quote from a book I am giving away tonight.

The level of vitriol in the replies is a new experience for me on here. I love Twitter, but this is the dark side of it.

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First, this quote is from a book which examines castes and slavery throughout history. Obviously Wilkerson isn’t claiming slavery was invented by America.

She says, “Slavery IN THIS LAND...” wasn’t happenstance. American chattel slavery was purposefully crafted and carried out.

That’s not a “hot take” or a fringe opinion. It’s a fact with which any reputable historian or scholar agrees.

Second, this is a perfect example of how nefarious folks operate here on Twitter...

J*mes Linds*y, P*ter Bogh*ssian and others like them purposefully misrepresent something (or just outright ignore what it actually says as they do in this case) and then feed it to their large, angry following so they will attack.


The attacks are rarely about ideas or beliefs, because purposefully misrepresenting someone’s argument prevents that from happening. Instead, the attacks are directed at the person.

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