Loving your take, @LindseyGrahamSC, you go get that 2022 Tr…

You know … Lindsey … I want you to think about something https://t.co/xPllsIsIvv

F$&kin\u2019 dare yah, dare yah (dammit, already thought of one) to find a time in history when the following has been more true. \u201cNever doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.\u201d - Margaret Mead
— Moondeer (@kelleydawg) February 15, 2021

Now if a small group can change the country, what do you want to f$&kin’ bet that ONE MF can change this country?

Oh thank Christ! I was worried you might go the other way and that would totally f$&k up everything I had left to say.

‘Cause Lindsey, I have learned something this week. We are all familiar with the phrase:

And sure as sh$t … it is a bad idea to come at a bull. He will immediately f$&k you up. Like you aren’t you anymore f$&k you up.

Now #MoscowMitch has a 2022 base. He f$&kin’ played everybody (*sigh* apparently) and has himself ready to make a run at all those GD centrists been unregistering with you MF. His position is too good (f$&kin’ as of Saturday) to not bring enough back with his new platform.

But you, bud? Almost could just sit back, and watch. But let me tell you what I learned this week, Lindsey. I learned that a bull … needn’t be provoked all at once.

There are ways one can mild annoy that bull in a way that starts to stack up. In a way that makes that bull’s patience erode slowly over time (like your moral center).

Until one day … Lindsey … you almost needn’t have said anything …

So I too will take that bet. I will change this m0ther … f$&king … nation … Lindsey. Which, incidentally, is how I get to write your f$&kin’ future. Holler, @harrisonjaime, if you would like to hear it.

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DAMN YOU TYPOSSSS!!!!!!!

Anyone playing at home that wants a crack at writing Lindsey’s (or anyone running on the reality rejectionist platform’s) furure can think of this like a MF #MadLib (OMG, do y’all see it?) cause all the answers are yours: https://t.co/5w1jMWpq3R

I wonder what it will be like for things to get better after being arguably as bad as they have ever been.
— Moondeer (@kelleydawg) February 11, 2021

Loving your take, @LindseyGrahamSC, you go get that 2022 Trump base … wait … are all y’all at @MSNBC rope-a-doping Lindsey? Better f$&kin’ DM and let me know, if so, before someone finally shows Lindsey the future I’ve chosen to write for him).

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