BARR: What idiot suggested you should pardon your kids? Was it Hannity? Don't tell me you're listening to Giuliani again? Hasn't he gotten you into enough trouble?
#PardonRoulette
PARDON ROULETTE
CHRISTIE: Donald, if you pardon your kids, they will be forced to testify against you. And they will. You've trained them to be selfish. You know them. They would bury you. You cannot be this stupid. It would be the dumbest thing you could do.
#PardonRoulette
BARR: What idiot suggested you should pardon your kids? Was it Hannity? Don't tell me you're listening to Giuliani again? Hasn't he gotten you into enough trouble?
#PardonRoulette
IVANKA: Daddy, don't pardon anyone who is not family. Not Manafort, not Giuliani and gosh, not that vile creep Stephen Miller. The more you pardon, the more there will be investigations. Keep pardons just within the family, Daddy.
#PardonRoulette
IVANKA: Daddy, don't pardon the boys. Junior is an idiot. Eric is a moron and isn't even our blood. We all know his dad is Gary Busey, so fuck him. Just pardon me
#PardonRoulette
TRUMP: What about Jared? Should I give him a pardon?
IVANKA: That's up to you, Daddy. Jared's a bit dense but loves you more than Beavis & Butt-Head, or Rent-A-Mom
#PardonRoulette
DON JR: Sir, Ivanka testified in DC against you & Eric testified in NY. You can't trust them. Eric isn't even our blood. That freak was fathered by Gary Busey. Just pardon me
TRUMP: What about your scary wife, the Gargoyle?
#PardonRoulette
ERIC: Sir, pardon all of us, all of your kids. Not just Jr and Ivanka, but your adopted kids like Lindsey Graham, Matt Gaetz and me. And Sir, also pardon your illegitimate kids like Hope Hicks & Hannity. Pardon all of us
#PardonRoulette
GIULIANI: "Don't pardon your kids. They're all conspiring against you. Eric testified in New York. Ivanka testified in DC. Pardon me. I'm the only one you can trust."
#PardonRoulette
FIRST TRAMP: Stuff your pardon, Donald. I don't need it. I made recordings. The divorce takes effect on 20th of January and I'm taking Barron. We have a saying in the Slovenian Hooker Association: "I really don't care, do you?"
#FLOTITS
#PardonRoulette
TRUMP: Who is on line 2?
OPERATOR: It is Senator Lindsey Graham, he is calling about his pardon, again
TRUMP: I said no more calls from bloody Graham. Tell him to call his buddy John McCain for bloody pardon!
#LeningradLindsey
#PardonRoulette
HANNITY: Sir, I'm the only one of your biological children who has remained loyal to you. Even Ivanka is now ratting you out in DC court. Don't pardon them. Fuck 'em. Pardon me
#InsanityOfHannity
#FixFox
#PardonRoulette
TRUMP: How much have we earned so far?
KELLYANNE: Here, let me show you on the spreadsheet
TRUMP: By the way, would you want me to pardon your asshole husband, while we're at it?
#PardonRoulette
COHEN: Donald, just so you know. After you didn't pardon me, I told everybody how you treated me, and told them all to make recordings. It doesn't matter whether you pardon them or not, they will all screw you now.
#PardonRoulette
STEPHEN MILLER: Your backstabbing kids are all ratting you out in court. Giuliani and Manafort are threatening you. Barr and Mitch McConnell have abandoned you. I'm the only one loyal to you. Just pardon me, Sir
#PardonRoulette
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PARDON ROULETTE
— Tomi Ahonen: Croupier of Pardon Roulette (@tomiahonen) December 19, 2020
McENEMY: Mr President, as you're handing out pardons to family & close staffers, could you give me a Presidential pardon too?
TRUMP: Who are you?#McEnemy#PardonRoulette pic.twitter.com/1IcYpaDBHF
More from Tomi Ahonen: Croupier of Pardon Roulette
In case you missed it. I wrote a Thread... This is our Path 6: Mark Meadows. So this is the criminal path of Trump stealing classified documents to Mar-A-Lago and related espionage. Here when we count prison time, even centuries are not enough.. SRSLY. Enjoy..
Path 6 - Mark Meadows First Thread/1
— Tomi T Ahonen Standing With Ukraine (@tomiahonen) September 10, 2022
This is the Sixth Path to take Trump to prison for life. It is named Mark Meadows who is a key player to get Trump convicted in espionage, related to stealing 325 classified documents in Trump's attempt to sell US secrets to US enemies pic.twitter.com/d8E5OTsVLu
AND while I was writing that Thread about Path 6, this news item broke. Back in May of 2021, immediately after Trump was asked to return government documents, he flew DOZENS of boxes of contents from Florida to New Jersey. Does this sound suspicious to you? https://t.co/63gsvkqi8A
holy fucking shit, on May 6, 2021, NARA asked Donald Trump to return missing documents. on May 9, 2021, Donald Trump was filmed leaving Florida with dozens of boxes, bound for Bedminster. let me repeat this: HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. why isn't Bedminster being searched right now pic.twitter.com/FKgtPL9OHI
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) September 10, 2022
Ok, Tweeps.... who is ready for the next Thread?
(YEAH!!!)
Hold on. I am now editing & re-reading it. Should be posted in about 30 minutes to an hour... but we're doing the Ghouliani today...
To all in this thread. If you do not see the Giuliani Thread yet because your TW might not have updated your page, here is direct
(YEAH!!!)
Hold on. I am now editing & re-reading it. Should be posted in about 30 minutes to an hour... but we're doing the Ghouliani today...
To all in this thread. If you do not see the Giuliani Thread yet because your TW might not have updated your page, here is direct
Giuliani Oct Thread 1/
— Tomi T Ahonen (@tomiahonen) October 11, 2021
As we await Rudy Giuliani's arrest, let's do an update to the biggest criminal cases Rudy faces, and how this Giuliani path will take Trump to prison for life (separate from Weisselberg path that also takes Trump to prison for life)
Our October update pic.twitter.com/2j577mLwm5
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Why is this the most powerful question you can ask when attempting to reach an agreement with another human being or organization?
A thread, co-written by @deanmbrody:
2/ First, “X” could be lots of things. Examples: What would need to be true for you to
- “Feel it's in our best interest for me to be CMO"
- “Feel that we’re in a good place as a company”
- “Feel that we’re on the same page”
- “Feel that we both got what we wanted from this deal
3/ Normally, we aren’t that direct. Example from startup/VC land:
Founders leave VC meetings thinking that every VC will invest, but they rarely do.
Worse over, the founders don’t know what they need to do in order to be fundable.
4/ So why should you ask the magic Q?
To get clarity.
You want to know where you stand, and what it takes to get what you want in a way that also gets them what they want.
It also holds them (mentally) accountable once the thing they need becomes true.
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Multiple responses to this question are likely to deliver a positive result.
Why is this the most powerful question you can ask when attempting to reach an agreement with another human being or organization?
A thread, co-written by @deanmbrody:
Next level tactic when closing a sale, candidate, or investment:
— Erik Torenberg (@eriktorenberg) February 27, 2018
Ask: \u201cWhat needs to be true for you to be all in?\u201d
You'll usually get an explicit answer that you might not get otherwise. It also holds them accountable once the thing they need becomes true.
2/ First, “X” could be lots of things. Examples: What would need to be true for you to
- “Feel it's in our best interest for me to be CMO"
- “Feel that we’re in a good place as a company”
- “Feel that we’re on the same page”
- “Feel that we both got what we wanted from this deal
3/ Normally, we aren’t that direct. Example from startup/VC land:
Founders leave VC meetings thinking that every VC will invest, but they rarely do.
Worse over, the founders don’t know what they need to do in order to be fundable.
4/ So why should you ask the magic Q?
To get clarity.
You want to know where you stand, and what it takes to get what you want in a way that also gets them what they want.
It also holds them (mentally) accountable once the thing they need becomes true.
5/ Staying in the context of soliciting investors, the question is “what would need to be true for you to want to invest (or partner with us on this journey, etc)?”
Multiple responses to this question are likely to deliver a positive result.
