BARR: What idiot suggested you should pardon your kids? Was it Hannity? Don't tell me you're listening to Giuliani again? Hasn't he gotten you into enough trouble?
#PardonRoulette
PARDON ROULETTE
CHRISTIE: Donald, if you pardon your kids, they will be forced to testify against you. And they will. You've trained them to be selfish. You know them. They would bury you. You cannot be this stupid. It would be the dumbest thing you could do.
#PardonRoulette
BARR: What idiot suggested you should pardon your kids? Was it Hannity? Don't tell me you're listening to Giuliani again? Hasn't he gotten you into enough trouble?
#PardonRoulette
IVANKA: Daddy, don't pardon anyone who is not family. Not Manafort, not Giuliani and gosh, not that vile creep Stephen Miller. The more you pardon, the more there will be investigations. Keep pardons just within the family, Daddy.
#PardonRoulette
IVANKA: Daddy, don't pardon the boys. Junior is an idiot. Eric is a moron and isn't even our blood. We all know his dad is Gary Busey, so fuck him. Just pardon me
#PardonRoulette
TRUMP: What about Jared? Should I give him a pardon?
IVANKA: That's up to you, Daddy. Jared's a bit dense but loves you more than Beavis & Butt-Head, or Rent-A-Mom
#PardonRoulette
DON JR: Sir, Ivanka testified in DC against you & Eric testified in NY. You can't trust them. Eric isn't even our blood. That freak was fathered by Gary Busey. Just pardon me
TRUMP: What about your scary wife, the Gargoyle?
#PardonRoulette
ERIC: Sir, pardon all of us, all of your kids. Not just Jr and Ivanka, but your adopted kids like Lindsey Graham, Matt Gaetz and me. And Sir, also pardon your illegitimate kids like Hope Hicks & Hannity. Pardon all of us
#PardonRoulette
GIULIANI: "Don't pardon your kids. They're all conspiring against you. Eric testified in New York. Ivanka testified in DC. Pardon me. I'm the only one you can trust."
#PardonRoulette
FIRST TRAMP: Stuff your pardon, Donald. I don't need it. I made recordings. The divorce takes effect on 20th of January and I'm taking Barron. We have a saying in the Slovenian Hooker Association: "I really don't care, do you?"
#FLOTITS
#PardonRoulette
TRUMP: Who is on line 2?
OPERATOR: It is Senator Lindsey Graham, he is calling about his pardon, again
TRUMP: I said no more calls from bloody Graham. Tell him to call his buddy John McCain for bloody pardon!
#LeningradLindsey
#PardonRoulette
HANNITY: Sir, I'm the only one of your biological children who has remained loyal to you. Even Ivanka is now ratting you out in DC court. Don't pardon them. Fuck 'em. Pardon me
#InsanityOfHannity
#FixFox
#PardonRoulette
TRUMP: How much have we earned so far?
KELLYANNE: Here, let me show you on the spreadsheet
TRUMP: By the way, would you want me to pardon your asshole husband, while we're at it?
#PardonRoulette
COHEN: Donald, just so you know. After you didn't pardon me, I told everybody how you treated me, and told them all to make recordings. It doesn't matter whether you pardon them or not, they will all screw you now.
#PardonRoulette
STEPHEN MILLER: Your backstabbing kids are all ratting you out in court. Giuliani and Manafort are threatening you. Barr and Mitch McConnell have abandoned you. I'm the only one loyal to you. Just pardon me, Sir
#PardonRoulette
https://t.co/aRG6N5wjho
PARDON ROULETTE
— Tomi Ahonen: Croupier of Pardon Roulette (@tomiahonen) December 19, 2020
McENEMY: Mr President, as you're handing out pardons to family & close staffers, could you give me a Presidential pardon too?
TRUMP: Who are you?#McEnemy#PardonRoulette pic.twitter.com/1IcYpaDBHF
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Ok, Tweeps.... who is ready for the next Thread?
(YEAH!!!)
Hold on. I am now editing & re-reading it. Should be posted in about 30 minutes to an hour... but we're doing the Ghouliani today...
To all in this thread. If you do not see the Giuliani Thread yet because your TW might not have updated your page, here is direct
(YEAH!!!)
Hold on. I am now editing & re-reading it. Should be posted in about 30 minutes to an hour... but we're doing the Ghouliani today...
To all in this thread. If you do not see the Giuliani Thread yet because your TW might not have updated your page, here is direct
Giuliani Oct Thread 1/
— Tomi T Ahonen (@tomiahonen) October 11, 2021
As we await Rudy Giuliani's arrest, let's do an update to the biggest criminal cases Rudy faces, and how this Giuliani path will take Trump to prison for life (separate from Weisselberg path that also takes Trump to prison for life)
Our October update pic.twitter.com/2j577mLwm5
@tomashefskys Twitter tech glitch. Here it follows from 32 to
Path 6 - Mark Meadows First Thread/32
— Tomi T Ahonen Standing With Ukraine (@tomiahonen) September 10, 2022
The Dept of Justice laid a trap for Trump. They told him, Trump has to supply a written letter stating they have no more classified documents, when FBI visited Trump on subpoena in Florida in June. And Trump had his lawyers write that letter pic.twitter.com/OzaeUn1Yzg
This is what the worms and winos of the GOP want
WORM = White Old Republican Male
WINO = Woman In Name Only
RT @IamWarriorIV
I think there needs to be a stampede to the polls in November https://t.co/MDFdW9JZUI
WORM = White Old Republican Male
WINO = Woman In Name Only
RT @IamWarriorIV
I think there needs to be a stampede to the polls in November https://t.co/MDFdW9JZUI
I think there needs to be a stampede to the polls in November \U0001f92c pic.twitter.com/tgMfKe8ks1
— Robin Gilroy (@IamWarriorIV) June 24, 2022
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Good afternoon, followers of frivolous election litigation. There's a last-minute entry in the competition for dumbest pre-inauguration lawsuit - a totally loony effort to apparently leave the entire USA without a government.
We'll start with the complaint in a minute.
But first, I want to give you a quick explanation for why I'm going to keep talking about these cases even after the inauguration.
They're part of an ongoing effort - one that's not well-coordinated but is widespread - to discredit our fundamental system of government.
It's a direct descendent, in more ways than one, of birtherism. And here's the thing about birtherism. It might have been a joke to a lot of people, but it was extremely pernicious. It obviously validated the racist "not good enough to be President" crowd. But that wasn't all.
Don't get me wrong, that was bad enough. Validating racism helped put the kind of shitbird who would tweet this from an official government account into power. But it didn't stop
(Also, if you agree with Pompeo about multiculturalism - the legendary melting pot - not being what this country is all about, you need to stop following me now. And maybe go somewhere and think about your life choices and what made you such a tool.)
Good afternoon, followers of frivolous election litigation. There's a last-minute entry in the competition for dumbest pre-inauguration lawsuit - a totally loony effort to apparently leave the entire USA without a government.
We'll start with the complaint in a minute.
But first, I want to give you a quick explanation for why I'm going to keep talking about these cases even after the inauguration.
They're part of an ongoing effort - one that's not well-coordinated but is widespread - to discredit our fundamental system of government.
It's a direct descendent, in more ways than one, of birtherism. And here's the thing about birtherism. It might have been a joke to a lot of people, but it was extremely pernicious. It obviously validated the racist "not good enough to be President" crowd. But that wasn't all.
Don't get me wrong, that was bad enough. Validating racism helped put the kind of shitbird who would tweet this from an official government account into power. But it didn't stop
Woke-ism, multiculturalism, all the -isms \u2014 they're not who America is. They distort our glorious founding and what this country is all about. Our enemies stoke these divisions because they know they make us weaker. pic.twitter.com/Mu97xCgxfS
— Secretary Pompeo (@SecPompeo) January 19, 2021
(Also, if you agree with Pompeo about multiculturalism - the legendary melting pot - not being what this country is all about, you need to stop following me now. And maybe go somewhere and think about your life choices and what made you such a tool.)
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A place for you to enjoy premium content while supporting your favorite creators. Sort of like a ‘Consumer-facing Patreon’ cc @jackconte
(we’re still working on the pitch)
3/ So, why be so transparent? Two words: launch strategy.
jk 😅 a) I loooove doing something consistently for a long period of time b) limited downside and infinite upside (feedback, accountability, reach).
cc @altimor, @pmarca
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