Philosophers if they were muppets, a thread I made so I wouldn’t have to think about it anymore:

Machiavelli is Ernie

John Locke is Hoots the Owl

Karl Marx is the Grouch

Hume is Fozzie Bear (credits and legal responsibility go to @KreetzTristan for this one)

Foucault is Bert

Naturally, Camus is Kermit

Aristotle is the Telly Monster

Hannah Arendt is Elmo

Kierkegaard for obvious reasons is the big bird

Heidegger is the Cookie Monster

I’ve exhausted my quota but I warmly invite you to contribute like Dylan

Obviously the law is you can assign yourself a muppet too if you do philosophy https://t.co/wBCwY1w44T

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— Dylan Doherty (@DylanCDoherty) January 21, 2021

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