BC 2020
Saved by @Alex1Powell

So much batshittery has gone down, that I think a 2020 batshittery rewind is in order.

And tbh, you probably already forgot about like half of these.

 JANUARY:

- We almost had a war with Iran, on like day 2. Literally.

- Trump promised to give free dishwashers to his supporters, cause why not

- Australia was on fire
FEBRUARY:
- Impeachment trial

- Mitt Romney grew a pair

- Parasite won an Oscar

- China trained an army of ducks to fight a locust plague
MARCH:

- Idiot Republicans got infected with COVID at CPAC

- Friday the 13th was the last “normal” day

- Toilet paper shortage

- Republicans argued that Grandma should die for the economy

- The MyPillow guy briefed us about COVID and said Trump was Jesus

- Tiger King
APRIL:

- Pat Robertson invents Coronalingus

- Trump tried to start a civil war

- Trump told us to inject bleach and put a lightbulb up our ass

- Kim Jong Un died for the first time

- 4/20/2020

- The Pentagon released videos of UFOs

- Crossed a million COVID cases
MAY:

- X Æ A-12 Musk

- Murder Hornets appeared and disappeared in like a week

- Alex Jones admitted to cannibalism

- Trump said testing was bad

- Chuck E. Cheese ended up being a front organization

- Grim reapers kept showing up in Florida
MAY (cont):

- A monkey stole COVID-19 samples and escaped a lab

- The US left the WHO

- Georgia deployed what appeared to be child soldiers

- Anonymous, Batman, the Witches, and the Amish joined forces for BLM

- NASA found a parallel universes

- Tiger escaped a Zoo
JUNE:

- Trump hid in a Bunker

- Protesters gassed just so Trump could hold an upside down Bible

- Third amendment was invoked for the first time in like a century

- Escorts exposed Lindsey Graham as Lady G

- Biden became the Democratic nominee
JUNE (cont):

- The Golden State Bridge began to sing

- Dog-killing toads invaded Miami

- Anonymous leaked Trump’s credit card and teens used it to buy expensive shit

- Tucker Carlson attacked Elmo

- Weird radio signal from deep space came in every 157 days
June (cont):

- A DDoS attack knocked down all major US cellular providers

- A green fireball cruised through the skies

- Feral boars ate $22k worth of cocaine

- Zombie bugs controlled by fungi

- Matt Gaetz revealed he had a secret son after being bullied
June (cont, was real fucking crazy):

- Drunk monkeys killed a guy and injured 250 people

- Second dust bowl

- HD pictures of the Loch Ness monster emerged

- The Milky Way ate a neighbor galaxy
July (finally):

- The bubonic plague came back in Squirrels

- Kanye West announced he was running for President (lol)

- Brain eating amoeba starved to death in Florida (literally lol)

- “Democrats are coming for your windows!”

- Half of verified Twitter got hacked
July (cont):

- Trump sends DHS to invade Portland

- Nunchuck bears

- Coin shortage

- Kris Jong Un

- “Demon Sperm gives you COVID”

- Trump suggested we delay the election
AUGUST:

- Pentagon release new info on UFO encounters

- The Libertarian Presidential candidate got bitten by a rabid bat

- Herman Cain began to tweet from beyond the grave

- Fire tornado

- USPS Police arrested Steve Bannon on a boat

- Two hurricanes collided over a town
AUGUST (cont):

- Jerry Falwell Jr’s poolboy

- Herman Cain claimed that the virus that killed him wasn’t deadly
SEPTEMBER:

- Trump claimed dark shadows were throwing cans of soup

- Trump tried to pimp out Sarah Sanders to Kim Jong Un

- Trump told people in NC to vote twice

- White supremacists partnered with Islamic Terrorists to overthrow the government
SEPTEMBER (cont):

- Osama Bin Laden’s niece endorsed Trump

- The moon started turning red

- Life in Venus was all but detected

- Exploding trees

- The moon is radioactive

- Brad Parscale barricaded himself with a gun and got arrested while naked
SEPTEMBER (cont):

- Eric Trump accidentally outed himself while on Fox and Friends
OCTOBER:

- Melania hates Christmas

- Donald Trump got COVID

- The entire Republican Party got COVID

- Murder hornets came back and disappeared within a week again

- New exotic ticks found

- Rudy Giuliani was recorded masturbating

- Real life spy named James Bond
NOVEMBER:

- Georgia swung the election to Biden

- Four Seasons Total Landscaping

- Biden won the election ten thousand times

- Rudy Giuliani Literally melts during a press conference

- The ghost of Hugo Chavez showed up

- First giant monolith showed up and disappeared
DECEMBER (so far):

- 3 other monoliths show up and disappeared

- China is making genetically modified soldiers
RANDOM SHIT I MISSED:

- Kim Jong Un died like 3 other times

- Rumors said Putin would resign

- Destiel became canon (Idk what this means, so don’t ask)

- Poland accidentally invaded the Czech Republic

- Monkeys took over a city iin Thailand

- A star literary disappeared
MORE RANDOM SHIT I MISSED:

- A pair of gay penguins stole an egg from a pair of lesbian penguins

- Iran asked INTERPOL to arrest the President

- Kobe died

- Planes kept crashing

- The UK finally left the EU

- Bloomberg ran for President for liike 2 weeks

- Megxit

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பொருள்:
1.எப்போது ஆரம்பித்தது என அறியப்படமுடியாத தொலை காலமாக (தொல்லை)

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3.பிறவிப் பயணத்திலே ஆழ்த்துகின்ற (பிறவி சூழும்)

4.அறியாமையாகிய இடரை (தளை)

5.அகற்றி (நீக்கி),

6.அதன் விளைவால் சுகதுக்கமெனும் துயரங்கள் விலக (அல்லல் அறுத்து),

7.முழுநிறைவாய்த் தன்னுளே இறைவனை உணர்த்துவதே (ஆனந்த மாக்கியதே),

8.பிறந்து இறக்கும் காலவெளிகளில் (எல்லை)

9.பிணைக்காமல் (மருவா)

10.காக்கும் மெய்யறிவினைத் தருகின்ற (நெறியளிக்கும்),

11.என் தலைவனான மாணிக்க வாசகரின் (வாதவூரெங்கோன்)

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முதல்வரி: பிறவி என்பது முன்வினை விதையால் முளைப்பதோர் பெருமரம். அந்த ‘முன்வினை’ எங்கு ஆரம்பித்தது எனச் சொல்ல இயலாது. ஆனால் ‘அறியாமை’ ஒன்றே ஆசைக்கும்,, அச்சத்துக்கும் காரணம் என்பதால், அவையே வினைகளை விளைவிப்பன என்பதால், தொடர்ந்து வரும் பிறவிகளுக்கு, ‘அறியாமையே’ காரணம்

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