So much batshittery has gone down, that I think a 2020 batshittery rewind is in order.
And tbh, you probably already forgot about like half of these.
JANUARY:
- We almost had a war with Iran, on like day 2. Literally.
- Trump promised to give free dishwashers to his supporters, cause why not
- Australia was on fire
FEBRUARY:
- Impeachment trial
- Mitt Romney grew a pair
- Parasite won an Oscar
- China trained an army of ducks to fight a locust plague
MARCH:
- Idiot Republicans got infected with COVID at CPAC
- Friday the 13th was the last “normal” day
- Toilet paper shortage
- Republicans argued that Grandma should die for the economy
- The MyPillow guy briefed us about COVID and said Trump was Jesus
- Tiger King
APRIL:
- Pat Robertson invents Coronalingus
- Trump tried to start a civil war
- Trump told us to inject bleach and put a lightbulb up our ass
- Kim Jong Un died for the first time
- 4/20/2020
- The Pentagon released videos of UFOs
- Crossed a million COVID cases