We were pulled over by Nigerian police the last time I was in Naija and this man saw a weapon certification in my wallet and was shocked. The weapon certification had a list of weapons I was qualified to shoot. He yelled "you fit shoot this thing?" I said "yes nau".. he-

Yelled "so if I give you this my gun, you fit shoot am well". I said "boya you should give me and let us see? 🤷🏾‍♂️" He said "who qualify you?". I said "This thing clearly says "Missouri State. Na yankee nah! I mean USA". He yelled "Sergeant Ojo! Sergeant blah blah come o!"

He looked at the uber driver "you come down! And come here! Sergeant! Search the car and search it well. Na huge case dey here! This man fit get guns inside the car! Search it well!" 🤣🤣🤣 I was just laughing! I was like "Mr Police, why you dey harrasss me?"

They all started to cock their guns anyhow "praaaa move! Kini kan! Stay there! Don't move! If you moveeee?!" I was just laughing" They started telling the bystanders to not move! People were putting hands on their heads like we had done something wrong.

The uber driver started crying "I said guy calm down, no dey give this people chance." They searched o! And found nothing as expected. The boss asked where I lived, and I explained I just came back from the US. I presented my passport and boarding passes to him to back it up.

So, an acquaintance visited me yesterday. He called me and asked if he could bring his daughter... well, she is about the same age as Amiyah (a year old than Amiyah)... So I was like sure, Amiyah would love that. They came and around 4 pm, and let me tell you

I knew that little girl would be enu ja wire the moment I saw her. She asked me "what's your name?" I said "Okiki" she asked "why did they give you that name? Sounds weird". I dont know, maybe you should goan ask Iya Ijebu, abi madam no network. Alaileko omo. See her head

She got on my couch with her shoes. I asked her "could you please take of your shoes". She asked "why?" Her dad was like "Cindy... come on" leave her now, shebi her mouth is sharp. Boya it is your daddy that bought this couch for me. Elenu pelebe. So we drank while the kids...

Played. Around 5: 30 we decided to order pizza and chicken wings for dinner. Fast forward, we started eating. See, me I normally help Amiyah dismantle chicken bones cos she like to eat like oyinbo. She will eat small and jump to the next one. So she would ask "daddy do you want

Bones or I should throw it in the trash" and I'll be like "let me help you eat it, make e no be like say I dey vex" so she asked yesterday if I wanted bones "I was like 🤔🤔 well, bring it so you won't think daddy is vexing". I dismantled it with pride. Nothing concern me-