So much batshittery has gone down, that I think a 2020 batshittery rewind is in order.

And tbh, you probably already forgot about like half of these.

JANUARY:

- We almost had a war with Iran, on like day 2. Literally.

- Trump promised to give free dishwashers to his supporters, cause why not

- Australia was on fire

FEBRUARY:
- Impeachment trial

- Mitt Romney grew a pair

- Parasite won an Oscar

- China trained an army of ducks to fight a locust plague

MARCH:

- Idiot Republicans got infected with COVID at CPAC

- Friday the 13th was the last “normal” day

- Toilet paper shortage

- Republicans argued that Grandma should die for the economy

- The MyPillow guy briefed us about COVID and said Trump was Jesus

- Tiger King

APRIL:

- Pat Robertson invents Coronalingus

- Trump tried to start a civil war

- Trump told us to inject bleach and put a lightbulb up our ass

- Kim Jong Un died for the first time

- 4/20/2020

- The Pentagon released videos of UFOs

- Crossed a million COVID cases