Someone's little girl is singing and in the cool air her amplified voice is carrying kilometres across the valley into my precious ears.

Bless her, a braying donkey sounds better.

She's just started on Adele's "nothing but the best, for you" & she's slaughtering it so badly...

We're on "eye of the tiger" and hearing her roar ro a a ah I'm just dying for her.

I'm not of Simon's critical calibre, but "a village being pillaged is more musical" is my final score.

I was hoping for a break, but they've just started another number. This one sounds like it ends in a shallow grave.

Maybe I need to go inside and light a fire.

The "murdering of the cats" has subsided.

I'll get the skinny next week. No doubt she made a name for herself tonight.

What a performance...