Good afternoon, followers of frivolous performative litigation.

New filing in Orly Tatiz's bonkers attempt to halt the 2nd Impeachment trial. It's a gloriously burning train wreck of mangled formatting and hideous typography.

Let's dig

For those who may have forgotten, this is the case we saw last week - the one where Orly took the 12(b)(6) game to the next level by LITERALLY forgetting to include actual claims in her complaint.

So technically it's still unclear what she's suing over.
And, frankly, it's not like I can talk about the merits of this one because there aren't any. But the sheer stunning insanity of the formatting alone makes this worth a thread.

Even though, honestly, it's not the worst Orly has produced.
For context, the text below comes from the State of Hawaii's 2012 response to a motion for reconsideration in one of the birther cases.

"an inartfully collated, defectively stapled, and misordered collection of pages" is still one of my favorite descriptions of a filing ever.
Just to start with, apparently we're putting the caption on both sides of the (incomplete) line now. Single spaced on one side, double spaced on the other, no less. With everything but the judge's name in caps.
Also, this appears to be a motion seeking to have the trial stayed until she wins her case.

No, really, that's how it's styled.
Next, we have whatever this is - it's a block of text that is so crammed together that it looks like it's somehow less than single-spaced - which tells the judge there will be an attempt at a meet and confer with the parties real soon now because that's totally how it works.
Now we have three different headers, all identical in size, one of which is a differently-phrased version of the title of the motion, all of which are in a different font from the prior block of text.
This, in turn, is followed by a paragraph of center-justified text (not fully justified; centered) that explains that apparently the desire to vote for someone who has not declared their candidacy in an election that takes place several years from now is an immediate injury.
Next, we have a difficult to determine number of paragraphs that are fully-justified in the typographic sense only. This is followed by a paragraph that returns to center-justification.

All of this takes place without legal argument of any recognizable variety.
The delay between the last post and the one before was because I was trying to figure out how many paragraphs were on that last page. I gave up.
The center-justified paragraph includes a citation that consists only of a three-line url without additional information and argues that disenfranchisement is a deprivation of the right to political speech.
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We now go to still-centered-but-1.5-line-spaced (probably) text that cites a 1969 case to explain why preliminary injunctions exist.
Still center-justified, we have a couple of rule statements, both of which are supported by cases which make me wonder what tools (if any) she's using to conduct legal research these days.
Also, she thinks she is likely to succeed on the merits of the claims which she has literally failed to state in ways that aren't actually contemplated by Fed R Civ P 12(b)(6), which carries an unspoken presumption that you actually bothered to say what the claim is.
We now shift to double-spaced and fully (typographically) justified text that somehow manages to overwrite the right hand margin line of the pleading paper.
We then, in identically malformatted text, declare that the Congress is taking actions "bordering on the criminal under Title 18, Section 242 of the US Constitution." Also apparently we're trying to assert claims on Trump's behalf because what are clients anyway?
Growing bored with the prior formatting, we seem to have cut the line spacing and put the margin line on top of the text instead of the other way around.

Also, we're talking about things that will happen on the 25th in a document that wasn't filed until the 26th.
We have a quotation here from a 1976 case that Taitz added emphasis to except she forgot the emphasis.
Somehow she's managed to get the margin line to run over the text and the text to wipe out parts of the line within a single paragraph and my mind is just totally blown.
And we've got a conclusion - in a totally different font - that appears on Page 8 of 12, which makes me dread continuing to scroll.
And she STILL hasn't figured out that you sign ON the signature line not under it.

Over a decade of legal malcraptice and she still hasn't managed to master that one simple trick.
And how do you manage to do this for your proof of service page?

Also, yeah, that's not going to be proper service on the United States. Again.
Page 10 is Art.
And I think she might be trying to invent negative line spacing.
And, putting the icing on the cake, she seems to be signing on the judge's behalf in her proposed order (which is center-justified). That always goes over well.
So, overall, it's a pretty average Orly Taitz filing.

I'll set a docket alert and keep an eye out for future shenanigans.

More from Mike Dunford

Yes, I have seen the thing about Texas suing other states over the election. Yes, the US Supreme Court has original and exclusive jurisdiction over cases between states.

No, this is not a thing that will change the election. At all.

If this is real - and I do emphasize the if - it is posturing by the elected Republican "leadership" of Texas in an attempt to pander to a base that has degraded from merely deplorable to utterly despicable.

Apparently, it is real. For a given definition of real, anyway. As Steve notes, the Texas Solicitor General - that's the lawyer who is supposed to represent the state in cases like this - has noped out and the AG is counsel of


Although - again - I'm curious as to the source. I'm seeing no press release on the Texas AG's site; I'm wondering if this might not be a document released by whoever the "special counsel" to the AG is - strange situation.

Doesn't matter. The Supreme Court is Supremely Unlikely to take this case - their jurisdiction is exclusive, but it's also discretionary.

Meaning, for nonlawyers:
SCOTUS is the only place where one state can sue another, but SCOTUS can and often does decline to take the case.
Happy Monday! Dominion Voting Systems is suing Rudy Giuliani for $1.3 billion.

As Akiva notes, the legal question is going to boil down to something known as "actual malice."

That's a tricky concept for nonlawyers (and often for lawyers) so an explainer might help.


What I'm going to do with this thread is a bit different from normal - I'm going to start by explaining the underlying law so that you can see why lawyers are a little skeptical of the odds of success, and only look at the complaint after that.

So let's start with the most basic basics:
If you want to win a defamation case, you have to prove:
(1) that defendant made a false and defamatory statement about you;
(2) to a third party without privilege;
(3) with the required degree of fault;
(4) causing you to suffer damage.

For Dominion's defamation cases, proving 1 and 4 is easy. 2 is, in the case of the lawyers they're suing, slightly more complex but not hard. And 3 - degree of fault - is really really hard to prove.

A false statement of fact that is defamatory is a slam dunk element here - all the fraud allegations against dominion are totally banana-pants. They are also allegations which are clearly going to harm Dominion's reputation.
Election Litigation Thread - Georgia:
OK, so since my attempt to sit back while Akiva does all the work of going through the latest proof that not only the pro se have fools for lawyers has backfired, let's take a stroll through the motion for injunctive relief.


At the start, I'd note that the motion does not appear to be going anywhere fast - despite the request that they made over 80 hours ago to have the motion heard within 48 hours.

The most recent docket entries are all routine start-of-case stuff.


Why isn't it going anywhere quickly? Allow me to direct your attention to something that my learned colleague Mr. Cohen said


Now I'm not a litigator, but if I had an emergency thing that absolutely had to be heard over a holiday weekend, I'd start by reading the relevant part of the local rules for the specific court in which I am filing my case.

In this case, this bit, in particular, seems relevant:


My next step, if I had any uncertainty at all, would be to find and use the court's after-hours emergency contact info. I might have to work some to find it, but it'll be there. Emergencies happen; there are procedures for them.

And then I'd do exactly what they tell me to do.

More from Society

This is a piece I've been thinking about for a long time. One of the most dominant policy ideas in Washington is that policy should, always and everywhere, move parents into paid labor. But what if that's wrong?

My reporting here convinced me that there's no large effect in either direction on labor force participation from child allowances. Canada has a bigger one than either Romney or Biden are considering, and more labor force participation among women.

But what if that wasn't true?

Forcing parents into low-wage, often exploitative, jobs by threatening them and their children with poverty may be counted as a success by some policymakers, but it’s a sign of a society that doesn’t value the most essential forms of labor.

The problem is in the very language we use. If I left my job as a New York Times columnist to care for my 2-year-old son, I’d be described as leaving the labor force. But as much as I adore him, there is no doubt I’d be working harder. I wouldn't have stopped working!

I tried to render conservative objections here fairly. I appreciate that @swinshi talked with me, and I'm sorry I couldn't include everything he said. I'll say I believe I used his strongest arguments, not more speculative ones, in the piece.

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The article is, at heart, deeply weird, even essentialist. Here, for example, is the claim that proposing climate engineering is a "man" thing. Also a "man" thing: attempting to get distance from a topic, approaching it in a disinterested fashion.


Also a "man" thing—physical courage. (I guess, not quite: physical courage "co-constitutes" masculinist glaciology along with nationalism and colonialism.)


There's criticism of a New York Times article that talks about glaciology adventures, which makes a similar point.


At the heart of this chunk is the claim that glaciology excludes women because of a narrative of scientific objectivity and physical adventure. This is a strong claim! It's not enough to say, hey, sure, sounds good. Is it true?
"I lied about my basic beliefs in order to keep a prestigious job. Now that it will be zero-cost to me, I have a few things to say."


We know that elite institutions like the one Flier was in (partial) charge of rely on irrelevant status markers like private school education, whiteness, legacy, and ability to charm an old white guy at an interview.

Harvard's discriminatory policies are becoming increasingly well known, across the political spectrum (see, e.g., the recent lawsuit on discrimination against East Asian applications.)

It's refreshing to hear a senior administrator admits to personally opposing policies that attempt to remedy these basic flaws. These are flaws that harm his institution's ability to do cutting-edge research and to serve the public.

Harvard is being eclipsed by institutions that have different ideas about how to run a 21st Century institution. Stanford, for one; the UC system; the "public Ivys".