How to make noodles on Social Media (only applicable for males) :

1. Create an account

2. Use an attractive DP. If you're not attractive (applies to majority of people) download someone else's pic & use.

3. Post pics of yourself or your 'original self' regularly.

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4. Start replying to girls on TL.

5. Get yourself added in various GCs where girls are there too.

6. Try to boast about your wealth in GCs. If you're not wealthy (most aren't) download pics from net.

7. Take the conversation from GC to DM.

8. Do RR in DM of girls.

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9. If you're not sad (most aren't) invent fake stories about health, job, career, studies, being alone, RCB losing again, basically anything.

10. When girl consoles you tell her that she cheered you up and you like talking to her. Do like wash, rinse, repeat every week.

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11. After becoming familiar, ask for her Instagram account. Keep praising her in between.

12. After some time, ask for TG & whatsapp number. Shift the conversation for more 'privacy'.

13. If the gal seems not interested, propose her by copy pasting shayri & love quote.

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14. Again do RR but at extreme level. You can also tell her that you plan to soo side. Can post on twitter publicly to make it seem more genuine.

15. When the gal becomes worried, tell her that it was her thought that stopped you from doing that.

16. Generate sympathy.

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