As the year ends,lemme entertain y'all with kidogo trauma that I have😂

So I'm dating this man,and we're living together(sort of) and he has had so many affairs over the year that I no longer talk about it. I just go about my bs like the clown I am
This particular girl,lemme call her Z,has stuck around for long ju she said,"Mimi sikuachi,we niache lakini sikuachi. I'm prettier than Emma so why would you decide to settle with Emma and not me". I know she's in my man's life but I don't address it ju nishachoka kufight
This particular day,his friends from campus are coming over to Nyeri and they're planning to party all night ju they don't get to meet often bc of work.
Normally,me and my guy don't party together bc idk, it's not a tradition we've set in our relationship
So him he goes to Zero19 with his boys and I'm to join him later bc I have to finish up cleaning dishes. So hapo 6, I'm done,nimevaa thotfit you'd think I'm still in coast na vile it's cold in Nyeri,but you know,pombe ndio hukua jacket on Fridays
I've called our cab guy and I'm finishing up my make up,theeen my boo calls me and asks Kama I've left,I say I'm about to. Akanishow,"usijaaaam,but girl Z is here in the club with us"
Of course nimejam already. My nigga says,she just walked in and you know my friends ofc...

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They looked low.

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