Hibiscus is Haitian
Even without #Section230
They'd still have a right to content moderation
#Section230valentines
Roses are red
Hydrangeas are white
You can't sue over speech
Removed by a website
#Section230valentines
Hibiscus is Haitian
Even without #Section230
They'd still have a right to content moderation
#Section230valentines
Getting banned makes you blue
But social media's not government
So First Amendment rights don't accrue
(Tangentially) #Section230valentines
Websites aren't a company town
If you argue "but MARSH!"
You look like a clown
#Section230valentines
This shouldn't need explanation
But Title II doesn't make Facebook
A public accommodation
#Section230valentines
Cruz and Hawley are losers
#Section230 protects websites
But ALSO their users
#Section230valentines
Your #Section230 bill is trash
Stop messing with the Internet
To make a partisan splash
#Section230valentines
Reading comprehension's a barrier
But websites do not fit
The definition of common carrier
#Section230valentines
You have no credibility
If you argue that websites
Are a public utility
#Section230valentines
Your state law is preempted
It's a mark of stupidity
That you even attempted
#Section230valentines
Just ask Steven Biss
Lawsuits about third party content
Get tossed on a motion to dismiss
#Section230valentines
There's no difference required
Between publisher and platform
@tedcruz is a liar
#Section230valentines
Laura Loomer is blue
She lost all her lawsuits
Oh no! Wah! Boo-hoo!
#Section230valentines
It sucks for a troll
The First Amendment says websites
Maintain editorial control
#Section230valentines
They can also be pink
c(1) and (c)(2) don't make the distinction
That you seem to think
#Section230valentines
Moderation is hard
230 repeal's not the answer
Hawley is a blowhard
#Section230valentines
Tulsi Gabbard is dumb
The First Amendment is what
Really makes her so glum
#Section230valentines
They'll scream into their pillow
Websites can delete stuff
It says so in Tornillo
#Section230valentines
Your proposal's a wreck
You're pretty socialist
If you say "nationalize big tech"
#Section230valentines
MAGA did insurrection
Social media has the right
To perform a correction
#Section230valentines
https://t.co/wqRnAtmPIB keeps receipts
Repeal #Section230
And you’ll get sued for retweets
#Section230valentines
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1344) Dottobot. You have to finish this one yourselves.
Not hugely challenging, we admit.
The name is pronounced "Dot-to-bot", btw, not "Dot-oh-bot". As in a dot-to-dot puzzle.
That arm bit is really catching people out, although tbf we did mess up the shading a
The 13-14-15 arc is where the arm connects to the body.
Not hugely challenging, we admit.
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The 13-14-15 arc is where the arm connects to the body.
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There\u2019s a lotta pain coming my friend
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The resolution titled "Applicability of the Geneva Convention... to the
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Australia, Canada, Israel, Marshall Islands, Micronesia, and the U.S. voted 'No' https://t.co/1Ntpi7Vqab
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Canada, Israel, Marshall Islands, Micronesia, and the U.S. voted 'No'
https://t.co/REumYgyRuF
The resolution titled "Applicability of the Geneva Convention... to the
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https://t.co/xDAeS9K1kW
